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Buffalo Internet

A gentleman's libation, served over ice and consumed directly after waking to ensure adequate intoxication prior to business meetings. Frequently responsible for camera failure, network outage, heavy slurring and other complications to conducting business over video meetings.
"Jeff must have tossed back a few buffalo internets and knocked over his laptop again - let's call this meeting and try again tomorrow."
by Xyxgy July 27, 2022
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free internet weed

content on the internet that is so annoying and poorly made, but in such a good way it makes you feel high.
every video on this guy's shitty YTP channel feels like free internet weed
by dagoth herb October 17, 2023
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Law of The Internet

If you videotape yourself doing something risky, you're bound to fuck it up and end up on the internet show "=3" hosted by RayWilliamJohnson.
Any fail video reposted by Fail Blog or Break would be an example of the "Law of The Internet."
by MarkyMark16 July 27, 2010
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The Greater Internet

1. An idea where an item on the Internet has reached a large viewing audience over a wide range.

2. If something on the Internet has been seen by many people from different locations it has reached The Greater Internet.

Viral videos, memes, and Tosh.0 fall under The Greater Internet.
Steve. "Have you seen Mike's wipeout on Tosh.0?"

Larry. "Yeah man, he's reached The Greater Internet!"
by ryanothedyno August 6, 2011
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Ruined by the internet

When something becomes so great, it's crushed by its own popularity. Usually ruined by angry pre-pubesent little boys and "independent" scene girls on tumblr
Gangnam Style used to be so cool and fun, but it was ruined by the internet. It became so overused to the point everyone just got sick of it.

I used to like playing Minecraft, until the angry pre-pubescent little boys started playing it. It was ruined by the internet!

Doctor Who is doomed to be ruined by the internet, mainly due to the girls on Tumblr
by That's silly August 26, 2013
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trash of the internet

1. Can include (but not limited to): raunchy memes, offensive memes or content, racist content, or utterly stupid content that leaves the viewer a few IQ points lower after having seen the content.
2. People who engage in the above activities on the internet or people who troll so much on the internet they may actually be considered to be "trash" or a "trashy person" in real life.
Lickshisownballs69 posted a meme of Kennedy's assassination again! I think he posts trash and he himself is just another piece trash of the internet.
by dubsie August 30, 2016
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bottom half of the internet

The morass that is formed by comment fields on the internet, anywhere. It is a cesspool for people being anonymously vile. The people in the cesspool often seek out things they know they hate, because they get off on being angry and disgusted, and expressing this in lurid terms.
I made the mistake of looking at the bottom half of the internet.
by Wild West January 23, 2018
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