Cabbage

UK term for an absolute buffoon who has no common sense and lacks awareness of anything that’s happening.

That boy is playing tiktok memes on full volume during a funeral; what a cabbage.

by based001 June 23, 2023

Baby cabbages

another name for sprouts.

Mum: EAT THE BABY CABBAGES YOU FAT CHILD.

by CDS And Meow April 8, 2016

corned beef and cabbage

A sausage infested with the herp wrapped in some stank stank.

Ryan’s chongy boi found it’s way the the patch, so corned beef and cabbage time!

by RollsLikePoop July 16, 2022

cabbaging

eating from the poop chute of a gonorreah ridden individual

ive been cabbaging this guy all night long, yummy

by brussel sprout lover August 20, 2024

Muff Cabbage

It's...a...ummm... It's a Jersey thing....

Jersey Asshole 1:Ya muff Cabbage

Jersey Asshole 2:No psyco betch

Jersey Asshole 1:YEAH, MUFF CABBAGE

Jersey Asshole 2:......

Jersey Asshole 1:LEAVE!

Jersey Asshole 2:Ok

by REEEEP10911 October 19, 2010

cabbage on

To latch on to something that isn’t yours for the taking.

Hey I’m a cabbage on that last cupcake!

by Sexilexi October 28, 2019

cabbage collector

A person with large hands.

You need to wash those cabbage collectors!

by Gman357 December 16, 2022