False booking

When you someone on FB or MS talks about how wonderful life is and always post about what a good time they are having...And then when you actually spend time with them they are just misserable....

Yvette: So how did your night out with Lisa go
Crissy: OMG!!! She looked like a lot of fun on FB, but she was totally misserable. Not sure she even knows how to be happy...
Yvette: Yeah, I've I run into a few "false bookers" myself.
Crissy: "False booking" is so misleading
Yvette: Oh look!!! her "life is AMAZING today"

by TerribleTink June 23, 2010

Bathroom booking

The moment when wiping ones ass that the toilet paper rips and you inadvertently put a finger on or in your brownie hole, thus allowing you to leave your fingerprints on the paper like a jail booking.

Everytime I use one-ply toilet paper I give myself the bathroom booking.

by Donkeysdong July 26, 2018

Scrollin' the Book

Scrolling up and down your Facebook newsfeed.

I was Scrollin' the Book for an hour today.

by DEWEYJR January 19, 2012

Book Horny

When you are so excited for a book to be released that you get an erection (or wet) whenever the author is brought up in conversation.

Connor is so book horny for Brandon Sanderson's new book.

by Halfpint939 March 30, 2022

what's the book

What's up? what're you doing today? What have you got going on?

Yo, what's the book?

by CurvyA July 5, 2016

Book of tricks

A book containing all tricks and mischiefs know to man

I got out of class early by telling my teacher I had a Dr’s appointment, book of tricks chapter 42

by Mr. Nimbus101 February 6, 2023

book this place

immediate departure time

Bobby, there's my ex, we gotta book this place!

by stinker69 March 16, 2009