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remember the human

An Internet principle of etiquette, and very well a forum/message board Golden Rule. Calls for empathy on the part of the individual about to post or comment, as to remember that what they're writing will be read by a person - and all that entails.
P1: Dude, just kill yourself.
P2: Bro, remember the human.
P1: I shall repent, brother.
by apostrophe' February 5, 2019
mugGet the remember the humanmug.

Human pingapede

A chain of people each putting a pinga up the arse of the person infront of them simultaneously - like the human centipede, hence the name.
Let's line up and make a human pingapede.
by Custardbuttermargerine July 9, 2017
mugGet the Human pingapedemug.

Orange Human

Hey did you see that law that the orange human? made? Its hilarious.
by BabyYodaInAJar December 25, 2020
mugGet the Orange Humanmug.

the human fountain

When one person sucks liquid out of another person's mouth, like a water fountain.
Cindy: I took a sip of water, and then he just said "I'm thirsty", and gave me the human fountain.
by vdw17 February 12, 2019
mugGet the the human fountainmug.

Human Swing

The Human Swing is created when one person puts their feet in one swing, lays their upper body across another swing, and another person sits on them and begins to swing.
Example 1: Oh man, my armpits hurt from human swinging!
Example 2: Human swinging is like the funnest thing ever!!!
mugGet the Human Swingmug.

Intreotic humans

people that are stupid, annoying, bothersome, and crazy.
Those intreotic humans and their stupid strike.
by Dennis D. Georges May 6, 2008
mugGet the Intreotic humansmug.

human tractor

A male who plows all the hoes in the land as a hobby. Typically find them hanging around plow town waiting for some bitches.
Richard is a human tractor, man. He plows all the bitches and never gets tired. He's a machine!
by Moody Unicorn February 1, 2017
mugGet the human tractormug.

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