Heavy Gustav

A very big gun to tell people to fuck off

That guy has a Heavy Gustav, he must be telling us to fuck off

by Sword_Knives December 31, 2021

Heavy beans

When something is really not ok

That drink is heavy beans

by Daviesollie May 14, 2022

Heavy Metal

An actually amazing type of music that takes an immense amount of skill to pull off. Instruments are hard to learn, and so is singing and screaming. Just imagine having to scream like that at a show, for hours. Maybe you could do it for a second, but not for hours, because it takes TALENT. It also most of the time does not use autotune, like most shitty rappers today. Rap is pretty good, but not the shit today.

Did you know that being a Heavy Metal singer and/or musician actually takes talent and is really hard? Bet you didn't because you think that using autotune and mumbling into a microphone takes talent, and think that all metal is screaming and that people that listen to it are just edgy kids. Just because YOU are part of the majority of people that enjoy shitty autotune mumbling, doesn't mean metal is bad.

by M4GG0T December 2, 2020

Heavy Blankets

Used instead of “lit, sick, dope, awesome, sweet, etc.” when something is “cool.”

Dude 1: Check out this sweet bong man!
Dude 2: Yeah man, heavy blankets, dude!

by thedavidventer November 9, 2020

Heavy Thread

When someone takes a piss that pummels the water so hard it sounds like someone emptying a kettle into the bog

How loud was Jimmys piss!? ... He sure has a heavy thread

by The Stag1 January 2, 2021

Heavy

Good humor, funny. When u see something that’s funny.

“That meme is heavy bro”

by Ava & Heather January 16, 2021

Los heavy

A basketball team that lives with 2 laws. Availability and Accountability. The team led by Uncle Heavy, is said to be the best and most disciplined team in the world. They are simply the best.

Yo is that Zach Cash? He’s the shooting guard for Los Heavy!

by Uncle Heavy February 11, 2021