box his ears

The act of hitting someone's ears with the palms of your hands. Typically results in the recipient being in extreme pain, and occasionally, deafness (either temporary or permanent).

Boxing someone's ears is usually done with the express purpose of punishing someone for an offence, although is by no means limited to such. It can also be used as an impromptu self defence technique, or just to piss off someone you don't particularly like.

"Box his ears, pop! Box his ears!"

by Turkey Boy January 23, 2008

hi bye friend

A person you would say "hi" and "bye" to casually, but little more. Generally someone desirable as an acquaintance and not anything more.

From "This American Life"

After she said "no" to a date, she said we could remain hi bye friends.

by flykiddoc August 18, 2009

Hi-diddly-ho

An exclimation used for greeting one's neighbour.

Hi-diddly-ho neighbourino!

by penguin October 28, 2002

Atom and His Package

A punk-rock "band" consisting of Atom and his synthesizer (known as the Package).

Atom and His Package played in my town, and he's 100% punk.

by Skitzo August 11, 2004

monopoly on his dick

When a girl goes down a guy and performs all sorts of manuevers. This activity can last for hours (or as long as he does) much like the board game.

Last night Riley went monopoly on his dick!

by mronald April 20, 2014

Frog in his pocket

When someone uses the pronoun "we," but no one else actually wants to be included. Implies that the speaker must be referring to himself and the frog. Typically takes the form of the rhetorical question, "is there a frog in your pocket?"

Alternatively may be a mouse or other pocket-sized creature.

Billy said "we're going to clean up the apartment today," but it's all his mess. He must have a frog in his pocket.

Boyfriend: I've decided that we're going to go vegan.
Girlfriend: You got a frog in your pocket?

by monocledmoose January 24, 2022

Pees on his balls

Penis is so small causes Urine to hit the balls

His dick is so small he pees on his balls

by Babybird3598 March 17, 2015