A government truth

When someone tells you a lie that you can clearly see is not true.

When someone says, We aren't interested in reading your emails or listening to your phone calls. We're just curious about your calling patterns. That is a government truth. OR A guy's wife comes home to find her husband having sex with another woman and he tells her that it is not what it looks like.

by Lynn828 June 18, 2013

dick glove

A condom

Sally wouldnt fuck Mitch unless he wore a dick glove, she wasnt taking the risk of getting pregnant again..

by 2fingersLoui May 18, 2014

Warm Glove

When a female/male partner is giving a hand job to their male partner and the cum produced from the act covers the hand of the person giving the hand job resembling a glove.

Kyle: Hey man! I gave my bitch a warm glove last night in the back of my mom's car!

Chris: *high fives* Yeah man! You must have drenched that bitches hand in cum!!

by shreksmonstercock March 27, 2015

crusty glove

A sock previously used for masturbationthat is now hardened from dried cum

Ryan's mom found his crusty glove when she was doing laundry

by Mafrackincrackin October 15, 2015

Sneaky Glove

When someone (especially an unsuspecting friend) asks to borrow a pair of gloves you cum inside the gloves before handing them over and watch and wait for their disgust. This works particularly well at ice skating.

Did he just ask you for spare gloves?
Yeah, I'm gonna sneaky glove him!
Dude, that is gonna be joke.

by SlinkyWinky November 10, 2017

baseball glove

When a girl eats a man’s (or other) asshole, and the receiver clenches their ass cheeks a few times as if they are grabbing their partner’s head like a baseball.

Gary gave me a baseball glove last night. I thought I was going to suffocate!

by captaincrunk November 2, 2019

Snow Glove

When a penis is completely covered in semen it is called a snow glove

Dude last night I went over to joe’s and gave him a snow glove to keep warm

by Mr.5’12 January 21, 2020