Gooning (Kevin Style)

This style of gooning begins with an intense desire to separate from one's mortal, earthly being. This style of gooning will require at least 6 months of consistent edging. Attempting the Kevin style gooning with less than 6 months of edging experience may lead to injury and/or death. When beginning this gooning style, sit or lay down in a peaceful environment, away from distractions. You cannot utilize the assistance of electronic devices or any "toys" when beginning your gooning session. Begin masturbating intensely at a rate of 120 strokes per minute, 60 spm which equates to two strokes per second. Each minute, increase the stroke rate by 10. When you reach the point of ejaculation, scream "I LOVE SNOWFALL," this will get rid of any feeling of ejaculation and continue doing so for the next hour to three hours.

I attempted "Gooning (Kevin Style)" after waiting 6 months.

by 209 iads November 28, 2023

Moon Gooning

Taking Peyote with Native American’s at midnight and blowing off Buffalo heads with a shotgun.

Ethan and I are going Moon Gooning with Tribe Leader Stoodis later.

by MikeyOzone November 29, 2023

Moon Gooning

A term invented by TheDooo on YouTube.

A ritual where you go out at night and do some wacky sh*t.

TheDoo: Me and Isaac Bridgewater are gonna go skin an elk and go moon gooning tonight.

by Atoxtor November 29, 2023

Moon Gooning

The act of gooning in a specific ritualistic manner. It was originally practiced by an ancient tribe whos name has been lost to time. It is a sacred act that should only be practiced by those who are serious. The details of the ritual are only known by those who have completed the ritual.

Homie#1: "I've been moon gooning for 87 hours straight and I don't know where I am"
Homie#2:"Real"

by Moon_Gooner November 30, 2023

Moon Gooning

Not to be confused with the Sun Gooning. It is a practice for when you sit too long to stretch your Moon Hole. Requires Elk blood and a Moon Goon license. Developed by Soup and the Goons.

"Bruh my Moon Hole hurts."
"Hey, I got some Elk blood and peyote; we can Moon Gooning to help that."

by ThrobbinElFuego December 1, 2023

Moon Gooning

Becoming one with nature itself by masturbating as you look up the moonlight and taking in the scenery

Doo: Me and the boys out here Moon Gooning with the Sounding Fathers.
yumi: You need a license for Moon Gooning with your local Tribe Leader.

by The Horny December 1, 2023

Sun Gooning

It has the same definition as Moon Gooning but in a Lighter setting. Going outside, becoming one with nature as you masturbate repeatedly while looking at the sun. In some cases, It also involves drinking elk blood before the sun gooning ritual begins.

Soup: I'm more of a proud Sun Gooner, Sun Gooning in the Sun as you take in the scenery fills me up with pleasure and vitality
Doo: Moon Gooning is still better bruv and you still need a license for it.

by The Horny December 1, 2023