The Glass Road Trucker

The act of defecating on your victim's back deck within wiping distance of a sliding glass door. Next spread cheeks and press against glass. Using a downward motion, leave your 'skid mark'.

Bonus points for the ding-dong-ditch immediately after.

Fuck that asshole! The Glass Road Truckers haul ass tonight!

by Dachau Cabana August 9, 2010

slide some glass

Open the window. Usually when stuck in someones car after drinking and you need some air.

"Slide some glass or I'm gonna hurl

by Mochi Girl August 4, 2011

Underwater Seein' Glasses

The mask-like device that a redneck diver or swimmer places on his or her face which allows them to see underwater.

Bubba: Hey , Brandi, you seen my underwater seein' glasses? I dropped my truck keys in the pond agin and gotta go look fer 'em.
Brandi: Yeah Bubba, they right there- on your big ole head.
Bubba: (reaching up and scratching at his big ole head) Well shut my mouth, they sure are! A yuck, yuck.

by Texaswonderwoman April 22, 2013

Brimming glass of spiders

A glass brimming with spiders

"Are you thirsty? We have water, soda, juice, spiders, be-"
"spiders?"
"okay, spiders it is then"
"no, that's not what I-"
But he was already pouring him a brimming glass of spiders

by bbasic February 21, 2021

year 6 glasses

What you wear as a granny after preschool glasses

You used to wear preschool glasses but now you wear year 6 glasses

by 😗’s there September 26, 2018

STARBURST GLASS SHOW

when a man/woman sits on a glass coffee table with full bowels usually after taking laxatives

then another man/woman crawls underneath the glass coffee table and sits and watches as "the star" "bursts" before the "show"

last night my girlfriend drank miralax gave me a starburst glass show on our coffee table

by i'm just some guy September 29, 2021

Bent Glass Tube

Used to describe an action that is amazing on one hand and terrible on another. Mostly used in E-SPORTS.

Person 1: YO! Did you see that Caustic main take out 3 squads with just a P2020?
Person 2: Yeah but then he fell off the map looting one of them. A literal bent glass tube.

by AngryLarry July 12, 2019