I fear the geeks

When surrounded by geeks, you might text or bbm a friend to say you're surrounded by geeks or if you're really daring say it out loud.

Quite ironically it is a play on "I fear the Greeks, even those bearing gifts" from Virgil's Aeneid and one would generally have to be quite clever (or geekish) to know that. A phrase common among public school chaps in England.

geeks: it's really good fun, here, like star wars.
normal person: Ok, right
geeks: (chanting) join us, join us...
other normal person: I fear the geeks!

by Virgil-Laurel January 15, 2012

aol chat geek

1) 13 year old nerds who like to use internet acronyms often.

2) Mindless fucks who are fat, covered in pimples and can't get a date

3) The people who come and post definitions here constantly.

In other words lamers

by Shadow0fDeath June 30, 2004

source geek

One in unity with technology; the original geek; greatest geek of all geeks.

Ermin, you are source geek.

by Geek apprentice September 15, 2010

Swagger Geeks

An underground clothing line for geeks (such as comic and anime fans) that was originated in Maryland.

That cool ass Batman shirt Chris is wearing was made by Swagger Geeks.

by Raiken April 26, 2010

geek speak

A conversation taken part in by nerds, or as commonly referred to, geeks.

Geek:According to my calculations..

Cool Person1:Woah! Quit with the geek speak you loser!
Cool Person2: Sheesh what a loser. Only a nerd can geek speak!

by miss greece October 23, 2008

Geek bling bling

Flashy high tech items, often accessories to other high tech items such as cell phones and PCs.

Examples are metal (often chrome or gold) plated USB Flash Drives & Bluetooth headsets

Our hardware engineer wears that Flash Drive like Geek bling bling

by SPOCK2 December 9, 2008

computer geek lecturer

In Israel it's one who was dunked head in the toilet and flushed on by the basketball heroes of the school and who set dates with girls that didn't show up in highschool. He joined the army glad 2 not see those jerks. in bootcamp the other soldiers held him down on the ground to fart on his face. After bootcamp the computer geek served a shit job at tel hashomer or lotem base cleaning the personal toilet of the disciplinary officer who spent 20-30 yrs eating only burgers. Once the israeli computer geek is out of the army he goes to university, does well and goes on to a msc and phd in computer science. On the way the computer geek makes himself excuses like "no time" for having had no dates in his life nor going to the gym or excersizing since bootcamp. Once the israeli computer geek is a lecturer it's a bit different. He can be an asshole in his own way giving bsc students weekly tasks where only the geeks like him who suffered in highschool and bootcamp don't lose part of the grade before the exam. When the Israeli computer geek is an educat the divorced 33-46 yr old women consider the man they meet at the pub since he isn't as dumb, drunk or broke as their electrician or nut salesman ex husband and an asshole to young bsc students counts as an asshole. Finally when the Israeli computer geek is in his way on top he also gets a good fuck when it no longer matters. A computer geek lecturer is the lecturer for any computer course you take in university who gives you shit.

Those computer geek lecturers want to feel good about themselves even though in highschool they were stood up by the hot chicks and dunked head in the toilet bowl for a flush by the basketball hero jocks so they give us impossible homework that only geeks like them can do.

by Math student with difficulties May 11, 2013