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Dry Fucker

A dry fucker is someone who fucks you without getting any personal gain from it. It is sometimes unintentional; although most times it is caused by just being a fucking ignorant or dumb fucktard.
Every calls Ken a dry fucker because he got the cops called on an underage house party because he was caught breaking into a house across the street. The cops arrived and heard the music, everyone got arrested for underage drinking.
by SemiAngelik May 4, 2011
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donkey fucker

A person you hate. Used as an insult, literally meaning "he who fucks a donkey"
stems from the roman word donkeyfuckerous maximums.
My roommate kept me up till 5 talking to his girlfriend. I hate that donkey fucker.

That damn guy almost merged into my car. Donkey fucker.
by Macgyverman1123 January 10, 2014
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smelly fucker

A person who smells like a singed asshole
you stinky smelly fucker or "hey have you seen mark, he's a smelly fucker today."
by fakenname April 16, 2015
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fucker buckets

buckets of fuck.
used commonly when you forgot to do something important or mess up in some way.
Fucker buckets! That paper is due today?!?!
by Megan Boydston April 30, 2008
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Flash fucker

1. A person who is impulsive and likely to act on a whim. Generally these impulses are quick (happen in a flash) and are detrimental to those involved (fuck people over)

2. A short tempered young-man with a penchant for unreasoning, undeserved, and altogether senseless violence.
1. Johnny could never be a cop; that flash fucker would fill body bags faster than a russian racehorse fills a shotglass with piss.

2. Don't fuck with Johnny over there. Sure he's little, but he's a real flash fucker. He tore some kid's ear off for looking at his hand.
by JDrake April 12, 2009
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Seal fucker

Racial slur reserved for Canadains do to an abundance of happy seals in Canada.
Alberta is a beautiful place to visit if you don't mind all the seal fuckers.
by LP's dad March 23, 2011
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Flipper Fucker

A friend that is obsessed with a fish
1. Bro my fish died today.

2. Really?

1. Yea, I miss him...

2. Dude you are such a Flipper Fucker
by TrueCommunists October 8, 2018
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