A person you hate. Used as an insult, literally meaning "he who fucks a donkey"
stems from the roman word donkeyfuckerous maximums.
stems from the roman word donkeyfuckerous maximums.
My roommate kept me up till 5 talking to his girlfriend. I hate that donkey fucker.
That damn guy almost merged into my car. Donkey fucker.
That damn guy almost merged into my car. Donkey fucker.
by Macgyverman1123 January 10, 2014
by fakenname April 16, 2015
Kenny: "Hey dad, I think I'm an Uncle Fucker."
Dad: "You fuck your uncle?"
Kenny: "Yes, Dad"
Dad: "Don't worry child, I fuck my uncle too."
Dad: "You fuck your uncle?"
Kenny: "Yes, Dad"
Dad: "Don't worry child, I fuck my uncle too."
by Doge1999 November 23, 2015
A Cargo Fucker is a shipping company or freight forwarder that does not understand that their business purpose is to serve customers in getting their cargo from A to B in an efficient and effective manner. Typical symptoms you might observe when getting in touch with Cargo Fuckers are:
- Cargo Fucker refuses to pick up the goods from your storage provider
- Cargo Fucker does not understand INCO terms
- Cargo Fucker has no clue what import regulations and customs forms are
- Cargo Fucker is unavailable or unable to answer questions such as estimated time of arrival
- Cargo Fucker promises a delivery date, but will realize he made a mistake and tell the warehouse to inform you about a different delivery date which coincidently overlaps with your 4-week business trip
- Cargo Fucker delivers to a location that is different to the location that had been agreed in the contract
- Cargo Fucker causes additional costs but does not feel responsible to cover them
- Cargo Fucker damages your cargo so that it literally looks "fucked" (similar to the "American Pie" in the movie)
The best remedy against a Cargo Fucker is to document all symptoms you experience, post it on social media to prevent others from getting infected with Cargo Fuckery, and notify the local regulatory body
- Cargo Fucker refuses to pick up the goods from your storage provider
- Cargo Fucker does not understand INCO terms
- Cargo Fucker has no clue what import regulations and customs forms are
- Cargo Fucker is unavailable or unable to answer questions such as estimated time of arrival
- Cargo Fucker promises a delivery date, but will realize he made a mistake and tell the warehouse to inform you about a different delivery date which coincidently overlaps with your 4-week business trip
- Cargo Fucker delivers to a location that is different to the location that had been agreed in the contract
- Cargo Fucker causes additional costs but does not feel responsible to cover them
- Cargo Fucker damages your cargo so that it literally looks "fucked" (similar to the "American Pie" in the movie)
The best remedy against a Cargo Fucker is to document all symptoms you experience, post it on social media to prevent others from getting infected with Cargo Fuckery, and notify the local regulatory body
Me Client: Emma, what is the estimated arrival time of my shipment in San Francisco?
Emma Cargo Fucker: The goods will arrive in San Francisco on March 31st
Susie Warehouse: Your goods arrived at our warehouse in San Leandro on April 12th. The free storage period is over. You owe us $400 or we will discard your 13 boxes
Me Client: What the fuck? Damn it, Emma was a Cargo Fucker!
Emma Cargo Fucker: *moan* Your boxes really turned me on. I was soooooo horny. I had to fuck them *moan*
Emma Cargo Fucker: The goods will arrive in San Francisco on March 31st
Susie Warehouse: Your goods arrived at our warehouse in San Leandro on April 12th. The free storage period is over. You owe us $400 or we will discard your 13 boxes
Me Client: What the fuck? Damn it, Emma was a Cargo Fucker!
Emma Cargo Fucker: *moan* Your boxes really turned me on. I was soooooo horny. I had to fuck them *moan*
by giotto April 30, 2013
1. A person who is impulsive and likely to act on a whim. Generally these impulses are quick (happen in a flash) and are detrimental to those involved (fuck people over)
2. A short tempered young-man with a penchant for unreasoning, undeserved, and altogether senseless violence.
2. A short tempered young-man with a penchant for unreasoning, undeserved, and altogether senseless violence.
1. Johnny could never be a cop; that flash fucker would fill body bags faster than a russian racehorse fills a shotglass with piss.
2. Don't fuck with Johnny over there. Sure he's little, but he's a real flash fucker. He tore some kid's ear off for looking at his hand.
2. Don't fuck with Johnny over there. Sure he's little, but he's a real flash fucker. He tore some kid's ear off for looking at his hand.
by JDrake April 12, 2009
people who had their inner tetraphillia awaking and want to fuck venom and those tentacles and tongue of his
by venomstentadick October 30, 2018
One who warms up soup, places it back into the can, puts a rubber glove over the top, then places the can between the mattress of his bed for purposes of deviant sex.
by JeZco July 17, 2012