Me:baby can you please come over I haven't seen you in 6 days!
Boy:I'm playing Fortnite right now
Me:wtf get off fortday or whatever that shit game is called
Boy: it's FORTNITE dumbass..
Me: (hangs up)
Me:(blocks)
Boy:I'm playing Fortnite right now
Me:wtf get off fortday or whatever that shit game is called
Boy: it's FORTNITE dumbass..
Me: (hangs up)
Me:(blocks)
by Taylorenglen June 6, 2018
Get the Fortnitemug. by RGBanana April 24, 2018
Get the Fortnitemug. by uR m0m eAtS cRaP March 3, 2019
Get the fortnitemug. Playing this game Gives you smol pp, it has a fanbase of fuckboys who play it to look at that Booty because they cant get girlfriends because they are fuckboys
'I found something out today, Ur Gay' Said martha 'Gay?' Jerry said 'you play fortnite, we cant be together' Martha peoceeds to kick jerry out of her house and when the ice cream van comes he gets ran over, fuck man got what he deserved
by Beautiful Homie June 25, 2020
Get the Fortnitemug. There are many definitions for Fortnite, but don’t believe them all. The actual definition of Fortnite, however, is simple.
A cancerous game for cancerous kids/dumbasses. There is no other game one will fing with a shittier community than this worthless game. Filled to the brim with screechy teens, dumbass teens, and all around good-for-nothing’s, Fortnite makes a rather large profit off the stupidity it generates.
Now, a word of warning: don’t EVER try it. There’s something to the game that makes it more addicting than snorting coke off a clown’s boner. Science can’t even explain it.
Second, keep your credit cards on you at ALL times. If you find it missing, best thr shit out of whomever plays Fortnite, for they WILL have it.
Lastly. If anyone tries to talk about it, give them a firm stare, and kindly ask “Do you want to get your ass handed to you?” This is a wonderful deterrent, and has been proven to stop 93.58% of starting Fortnite conversations.
Oh, I also forgot. Don’t play Battle Royals games, in general...
A cancerous game for cancerous kids/dumbasses. There is no other game one will fing with a shittier community than this worthless game. Filled to the brim with screechy teens, dumbass teens, and all around good-for-nothing’s, Fortnite makes a rather large profit off the stupidity it generates.
Now, a word of warning: don’t EVER try it. There’s something to the game that makes it more addicting than snorting coke off a clown’s boner. Science can’t even explain it.
Second, keep your credit cards on you at ALL times. If you find it missing, best thr shit out of whomever plays Fortnite, for they WILL have it.
Lastly. If anyone tries to talk about it, give them a firm stare, and kindly ask “Do you want to get your ass handed to you?” This is a wonderful deterrent, and has been proven to stop 93.58% of starting Fortnite conversations.
Oh, I also forgot. Don’t play Battle Royals games, in general...
News Caster: “We are at the scene of a mass shooting, here tonight. We have a survivor here who saw everything. What did you see?”
Survivor: “Oh God, someone brought up Fortnite, and the shooter just pulled out his gun and... and...”
EMT: “It’s alright, it’s alright. That’s all he wanted to know.”
News Caster: “Back to you, John.”
Survivor: “Oh God, someone brought up Fortnite, and the shooter just pulled out his gun and... and...”
EMT: “It’s alright, it’s alright. That’s all he wanted to know.”
News Caster: “Back to you, John.”
by TragedyIsMeFallingDownAManHole June 12, 2018
Get the Fortnitemug. by plscommitdie February 18, 2021
Get the fortnitemug. by fuckboi112 September 12, 2019
Get the fortnitemug.