fisting a turkey

Shoving your forearm into an obese woman so deep she is your human puppet. Then removing your arm so you can lick all of the juices off your now lubricated arm.

Man- "So dude I was fisting a turkey last night, It was awesome"
Man2- "WTF why would you do such a thing"

by ToxicAnarchy January 12, 2017

fishing in your own pond

Dating people from your decade

Jennifer didn't want to flirt with men her own age, because you're not a cougar anymore when you're fishing in your own pond.

by Cupcake1010 April 21, 2017

Fishing Trip

When two people have sex in a car with a condom.

"Did you hear Cooper went on a fishing trip the other day, let's hope the net caught all the fish"

by NigMonkey May 27, 2021

fart-fisting

The act of cupping one's fart in both hands and releasing it in another's face.

Aaron was fart-fisted the other night by my sister. She has been doing a lot of fart-fisting lately to people.

I got fired for fart-fisting my boss.

by happysalad July 31, 2009

Respect fisting

respect fistings is where either one or two people fisting} a female at once. Ones fist enters the vagina , while the others or there other hand enters the ass and they touch each others knuckles or there other knuckle and respect.

dude respect we are fisting the same girl

did you that porno with the guys respect fisting that girl? was mad

by kierzisthemanyeah September 22, 2010

Squirrel Fishing

An action predominately engaged in by Hillbillies and Rednecks:

Step 1: Participant(s) must have a 5-gallon bucket, gun(baseball bat), and access to a water source.
Step 2: Pour 5-gallon bucket full of water down a ground squirrel hole.
Step 3: Wait for PO'd squirrel to emerge from the watery depths.
Step 4: Wacka-Mole, Shoot, Bludgeon Squirrel.

Dildo Dan the Hose Stroking Man: Hey Jim Bob Bo Peter Johnson Smith, wanna go Squirrel Fishing?
Jim Bob Bo Peter Johnson Smith: No.
Dildo Dan the Hose Stroking Man: (Gunshot)

by Dildo Dan the Hose Strokin Man July 1, 2011

craw fishing

Sucling the spicy butter from the calloys fingers of an old Fisher woman.

Did you see Ste Chan tatally Craw Fishing old Mae?

by MagicMike1984 May 31, 2018