Red flag

The woman you date being friends with a bunch of dudes. Ole' cube head (with her minecraft character looking ass) seems to think that men who have a problem with this have small dicks but IN REALITY she is using male friendship as a talisman to ward off small dicks. Why would I want to be a part of that? Why would I want to help you fuck fat cocks by accepting a sexless relationship with you?

Hym "Red flag. Nope. Be friends with women, bitch."

Cube head "I don't like being friends with women though... 🥺"

Hym "Er, wha... Wait, WHAT!? So I have to be friends with women and like it... but YOU DON'T!? Nonononononono.... Nope. Sex first, then friendship, then relationship (If I feel like it). We're starting a new buy in system. You need to buy in first or you can just be friends with women. See how much YOU fuckin like it."

by Hym Iam February 14, 2023

Flags

Flamboyant gay men; Flamboyant fags;

Did you see Steve's and his friends walking into the party? They're such flags

by Chychass June 6, 2018

green flag joke

a joke that goes on and on and on, with the people making the joke creating different scenarios about it.

started when some people were at the beach and a storm was coming, but there was still a green weather flag up. they saw some people in the water and decided to joke about it forever.

guy 1: "hey, look, its a green flag, but its flating in the water!"
guy 2: "its a green flag, but its ripeed and in the air!"
guy 1: "look at that green flag.... in the water!"
guy 2: "its a green flag, but its in a tornado!"
both guys: "HAHAHAHAH! ok, this is getting old."
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can be used for any kind of scenario, not just a green flag.
usually the green flag joke is only funny for a few minutes.

by himynamesbill June 26, 2009

Walking red flag

to identify or draw attention to (a problem or issue to be dealt with)

walking red flag

to identify or draw attention to (a problem or issue to be dealt with) aka Angelina louca

by Angelina louca January 18, 2023

Flagging System

An abusive urban dictionary system that gets normal words banned from the website.

Definition: Racist: The hatred of people of a race
Idiot racist: WAHHHHHHHHH!!!! HWO DARE YOU!!!!!! *uses the flagging system to take it down*
*Day passes*
Definition: *deleted*

by Stupid Af July 24, 2021

Build the flag

Something we need to do to make america greta again

"Donald Trump always says, we gotta build the flag"

by Gjord August 15, 2022

german flag

When a girl is pee-pooping on her period.
Black being the poop
Yellow being the pee
And red being the blood.

"Just had a german flag, shit painfull"

by Jehevhdjshwh September 29, 2023