engineer

Uncle Dane man tf2 who makes everyone switch to heavy because his sentry gun is more gun

red 2fort intel room: YEEEEE- THAT ENGINEER'S A SPY! -EEEEHA- THAT ENGINEE- THAT ENGINEER'S A- YEEEEEEEEE- WOOOOOOO- IIIIIIIINCOM- *ubercharged heavy noises from blu team immediately followed my a dead heavy noise 7 seconds later* much oblige- sentry comin' up! eeeeerectin' a dispenser! teleporter comi- THAT ENGINEER'S A SPY THAT ENGINE- THAT ENGINEER- THAT ENG- THAT ENGINEER'S A S- THAT ENGINEER'S A SPY! wewewewewwewewewewewewewewewwewewewwewewwewewewewwewwewewewewweewewewewe have taken the enemy intelligence

by UNACCEPTABLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE November 24, 2020

engineer

Uncle Dane tf2 who makes everyone switch to heavy because his sentry gun is more gun

red 2fort intel room: "YEEEE- THAT ENGINEER'S A SPY! -EEEEEEHA- THAT ENGINEE- WOOOOOOOO- THAT ENGINEE-THAT ENGINEER'S A SP-THAT ENGI- *killbind* IIIIIIIINCOMIN' *ubercharged blu heavy noises followed immediately by dead heavy noise 10 seconds later* much obliged- *sentry repair noises* THAT ENGINEER'S A SPY! sentry comin' up! eeeeeerectin' a dispenser! teleporter comi'- *wrench whack noi-* THAT ENGINEER'S A SPY! THAT ENGINEER'S A SP- THAT ENGINEE- THAT ENGINEER'S A SPY!, THA- wewewewwwewewewewwewweweweeweewewewewewwewewewwewewewewewewwewe have taken the enemy inteli- spah sapp-spah sappi'n mah-spah s-spah sappi'n mah sentreh! spy:" AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH" much obliged! thanks for the ride, par-THAT ENGINEER'S A SPY!, THAT ENGINEE- THAT E- THAT ENGINEER'- THAT ENGINEER'S A SPY!, "victory", *angry chat noises*"

by UNACCEPTABLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE November 24, 2020

Engine

In general (chat). Usually referring to a presence in said chat and an invite to join.

"Engine"
"Aight dude I'll be there in a sec my dude, my mic is being retarded."

by LoafO'Disease October 24, 2020

Engineer's Justice

An unlucky thing to happen in the game Puzzle & Dragons where a skyfall combo ruins a cascade. It's explained in the video ww w.you tube.c om/wat ch?v = Tud3JFWNY1M (remove the spaces).

Person A: I wanted to beat the new hard dungeon, but Engineer's Justice ruined me.
Person B: Maybe you'll beat it next time.

by These are NOT POODLES November 3, 2020

The First Law of Engineering

The premise that 1) Anything can be fixed by hitting it with a hammer, and 2) If you cannot fix the problem, you do not have a big enough hammer.

See also: Percussive Maintenance, Harmonic Persuasion.

"It's The First Law of Engineering, Leonidas,” Granadica sent. “If you can’t fix it, you’re not using a big enough hammer.”

-Granadica in The Hot Gate, book three of the Troy Rising series by John Ringo

by Western_Rambler November 5, 2020

softwear engineer

an engineer who works on developing technology for advance and softest wear for the fabric industry. Average pay grade lies between pay worth 100 swim wears to 50 ballgowns.

Software engineers are losing their jobs, its now time to switch to softwear engineer.

by 19ratkiller January 23, 2021

jpb engineering

(n) a circle-jerk of unprofessional and unethical geo-technical and structural engineers operating out of Kane'ohe Hawai'i. Incompetent individuals who are engaging in ambulance chasing, and executing it poorly. Synonymous with "scam" and "fraud".

Jonathan was an incompetent owner of JPB Engineering.

by Jpb Engineering = losers January 24, 2021