donkey lord

A person who is so lame and powerless that they need to control the jabronis beneath them, and make them do stupid shit, such as watching Margaret Cho stand-up.

Elijah, pick up that arbitrary piece of hay!
-No, you fucking donkey lord, you only asked me because you're sad, fat, and Amish .

The principle's administrative assistant is such a donkey lord. She gave me detention because my tramp stamp was showing.

by TrickFace Killah January 2, 2009

Ho-Donkey

A female, thought to have slept with all of the opposite sex in one city; thus requiring them to move in order to find fresh partners.

Damn that girl is a ho-donkey! I heard she is moving to Denver!

by Van Noss October 15, 2009

Donkey Cunt

A term used for a mexican woman, that's a whore

Man 1: See that bitch?
Man 2: yeah...
Man 3: She's a donkey cunt bitch

by Dfuck September 11, 2006

donkey call

An anonymous call to a friend or colleague - when they answer the phone, you yell "donkey" and hang up.

"Hey, let's donkey call Al!"

by GABber Zug October 23, 2008

donkey skeeter

a person who masturbates while watching eddie murphy in shrek trilogy

- "yo man, i was at the shrek 3 premiere last night, and the theater was full of pedofile donkey skeeters"
- "damn dawg, that happened to me when shrek 2 came out"

by daazninvazn December 29, 2008

donkey yogurt

The secretion of male nectar.
(as found in the vital studies in Homo sapien Spermenology)

Meriel said: "He he he...I'm just gonna unzip this and..oh!"

Virgil replied: "Oh baby, just yeah. Wrap those drunken slut lips around my .... uhhhhh...."

Meriel: "Ow! You got donkey yogurt in my eye!"

by Pubert Wurst May 14, 2006

donkey butter

One of many types of male spooge

Man, I love the taste of your donkey butter

by adam kirwin July 1, 2006