mealtime dolphin

The act of seeing if Urban Dictionary will accept a completely made up phrase.

Person 1: Hey man, been checking out Urban Dictionary lately, cool site!
Person 2: Yeah, bro. Hit a mealtime dolphin last week.
Person 1: No way!

by Mr. Mealtime D. November 4, 2023

Sticky Dolphin

The act of inserting the brush end of the toothbrush up your own asshole and then proceeding to brush your teeth with it. This can also be done to others as a form of punishment with another person putting the toothbrush in while the taker must brush with it after.

Steven: "What I did wasn't even that bad"
Devon: "Bro you gave yourself a sticky dolphin, IT'S THAT BAD"

by DCG$ June 7, 2024

The Dubstep Dolphin

Dance move that can only be performed by certain highly skilled dancers first coined in 2011 in Middlesbrough by James Barron.

Wow its going wob, someone do the dubstep dolphin!

by DerekAcorah July 10, 2011

Epiphany of dolphin

When a group of dolphins has a really great idea and then they do it; also plural for a brilliant group of dolphins

Epiphany of dolphins like a barrel of monkeys like a tower of giraffes like a murder of crows

by Bambi barrister July 1, 2022

Dolphins

A statement requested of a social media post asking whether or not it is misinformation.

A: Didn't you hear, John Politics, president of Countria, was just impeached!

B (to the wider audience of the question): Dolphins?

by HughjestAss October 19, 2025

American Standard Dolphin Kid Dream

An approximately turkey sized child sized child to be served to one or two dolphin(s), 2-5 times a day.

Specifically in the Atlanta Metro area.

I can see two prime American Standard Dolphin Kid Dreams headed our way now.

by Roycupine November 23, 2023

Dolphin Tom

A creature made by a twisted mind with an uncontainable lust for the human Harry Potter.

"Did you hear about Dolphin Tom? Man, that will fuck you up".
"I honestly want a love as pure as Dolphin Tom has for Harry."

by Youllneverguesswhoitsnotme May 11, 2018