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dirty dunce

After you do sexual work with a one night stand "hobag", (this must be done at his or her home), go to the corner of his or her room, take a dump, wipe your ass with his or her underwear, leave the underwear next to the victim, and leave.
Dude, I ended up bangin that ho last night. I had to poop when I was done, so I dirty dunced the pig.
by Droops June 10, 2008
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Dirty-leg

Noun. A sexually promiscuous female.
Worse than a whore, skank, slut, or smut.
Adjective. To describe as a sexually promiscuous female.
Ex. Noun.Tamar is a dirty-leg.
Ex.adj.You know, that dirty-leg gal that Roger used to date.
by BedheadRedd May 12, 2017
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The dirty mayo

When you slather mayonnaise all over your prince and slowly rub your bodies together. This then calls for a pattern of ravishing spanks to the rear from your prince.
"Hey prince let's do The Dirty Mayo!"
"Oh yes Harris let me get the jar!"
by Mr.Carey March 19, 2017
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Dirty tobin

When your friend has a dream of you being pregnant.
person 1: you better not have a dirty Tobin about me

person 2: I cant promise anything
by TheFancyPineapple April 26, 2022
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Dirty Adan

The act of sneezing, and cumming at the same time resulting in a heavy nose bleed which is then used as lubricant for round two.
Dude I had my first dirty Adan and now I don’t think I can go back.
by The OG dirty Adan May 5, 2021
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Dirty Ashtray

1. A term used to describe a sex act that involves a woman putting a cigarette on out her tongue before performing oral sex.

2. A term used to describe a sex act that involves a woman putting a cigarette on out her tongue then performs oral sex on another woman, before the act of penetration.
1. I let that elderly woman give me a dirty ashtray.

2. I brought home two elderly women to experience the dirty ashtray.
by The Resinators September 2, 2013
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Dirty LOLO

A term used for laughing aggressively while drinking a handle of tequila and having sex in the bathroom .
What were you doing in the bathroom ? I did a dirty lolo
by Hoonad June 4, 2020
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