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Diet Cock

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"ayyy im with yalls diet cock- i mean diet cock- i mean diet cock- i mean diet cock"
by Weesbian xd October 4, 2021
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American diet

soeaking as an american, shittiest diet in the world, i try to eat healthy and do you know how hard it is to find shit thats lowfat or low sodium in stores here? and then theres the 40 FUCKING PERCENT OF PEOPLE!! who are fat fucks here, and no i dont care about bodyshaming, if you have a condition i get it and am not insulting you but 99% of overweight fucks in america dont, they just eat fucking mcdonalds and never work out
american diet example: for the childhood obesity rate, its usually not a ten year olds fault that he is fat, they dont know how to eat correctly because their fucking parents feed them mcdonalds every fucking day which causes them to get made fun of and become insecure, then people wonder why they become anorexic in highschool, this should be considered child abuse you fucking dipshit soccer moms
by yallfocusonthewrongshit October 20, 2021
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Diet Millennial

A Diet Millennial will only be able to understand a quarter of your references.
by Zardeneta July 29, 2019
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Diet Pussy

It's pussy but your using a condom
Man 1: hey I just had sex!
Man 2: was it pussy or diet pussy?

Man 1: What do you mean?

Man 2: CONDOM or no condom?
by No_this1s.Jessie September 9, 2023
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Diet Chola

n. chivette who hits the gym so hard she has a man body, wears so much makeup to hide the fact she also has a man face, drinks hard, rages harder.
That diet chola did not spend 72 hours in crossfit last week just to let you waltz in hear and steal her wallet... I mean man... The gap you should be minding is your distance.
by TheTak August 5, 2016
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Diet Cherry Choke

When someone gives a virgin a blowjob, then stops and walks away right before the receiver orgasms.
Man, my first time was the worst. She gave me the good old Diet Cherry Choke.
by Lueggy April 17, 2020
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Straw diet

A weight loss program dedicated to doing large amounts of cocaine instead of eating or sleeping.
Stephanie went down 2 dress sizes after a week on the straw diet
by Ad93iwl25 May 1, 2018
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