Business dick

Someone who is very successful in business, but at the same time is a massive dick because of it.

Ooj is always talking about how much money is company is making, he's such a business dick.

by yawn92 September 17, 2014

dick insurance

When someone, usually male, insures their dick in case of a catastrophic accident.
Basically, its a way of saying that someone has medical aid...but on a more private area.

Oh wow, a dog bit his dick halfway off? Its a good thing he has dick insurance.

by ~Vlad The Inhaler June 17, 2018

Dick Hopper

A female who jumps from one sexual relationship to another.

She is a dick hopper

by Colorful Word Artist May 30, 2017

Speed Dicking

The art of turning and drawing a penis on someone's property as quick as physically possible. As you are drawing the penis on your peer's personal property, the artist has to say "Speed Dicking" as fast as possible.

Jake: "You are so good at speed dicking!"
Lachy (Caravan): "Yes, you are so brilliant at speed dicking!"
Ethan: "I know, i should be a professional speed dicker!"

by Swegsticle July 23, 2014

dick chokers

when your boxers are too tight and you go to sit down they choke your dick up real bad.

every time my mom tries to buy me new boxers they always wind up being dick chokers, never fails.

by joegunn December 17, 2008

Chesse Dick

Someone who uses you and never loves you or cherishes you the way you deserve.

Shayne: Yeah fuck that guy
Courtney: He's a Chesse Dick
Kimmy: ...you said that last time. What does it even mean?

by Gayguywhosenotactuallygay September 9, 2019

wild dick

woman having oral sex on a man while he has his cock in his hand is whipping it around all around her mouth and face and she cant et a hold of it.

John grabbed Jane by her hair when she was on her knees and made her suck his wild dick

by mr destroyer October 2, 2009