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Sloppy Dallas

1.) A blowjob with a mouth full of dip.

2.) The remains of when one removes the meat from a Sloppy Joe
1.) Doobrah gave me a Sloppy Dallas the other day dude!

2.) Doobrah gave me some Sloppy Dallas the other day dude!
by BEEP[You absolute buffoon]BEEP October 15, 2020
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Sloppy Dallas

“The form of the Sloppy Dallas is quite simple. The person that is planning to give the blowjob has to fill their mouth with chip dip, to the point of secretion. Once their mouth is filled with this illuminating odor, they perform the oral blowjob to the receiving partner. They perform this until the recipient of the Sloppy Dallas ejaculates. Once this task has been completed, you have just received the Sloppy Dallas.”
Dude, Sarah just told me she wants to give you a mean Sloppy Dallas.
by KneeGear420 October 15, 2020
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Sloppy Dallas

When a women gives you a blowjob with a mouthful of dip and your shaft ends up being covered in spit dip.
Bro 1: Aye bro, gave my girl some dip so she can give me a Sloppy Dallas . Made my dick look like a turd in the end.

Bro 2: Damn bro, that’s hawt
by Cheekster69420 October 15, 2020
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Dallas Dunkaroo

When you shit into a pocket pussy and masturbate with it
Josh Peters lubricated his PP with a good old Dallas Dunkaroo
by Shea Gibson July 30, 2021
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sloppy dallas

A blowjob being given with a mouthful of dip.
B - "You want me to give you a sloppy dallas?"
S - "All the dip spit that would get on your shaft, brother..."
MN- "It would look like a f@#kin' turd..."

B - "It would look like f@#kin' lawn clippings on your shaft..."
S - "Thinking about it is makin' me horny..."
MN - "A sloppy dallas, that's so great... it's so perfect..."
by Dooobra October 15, 2020
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Dallas

Dallas is a really bold and bright , everything she says is such a crack up, she’s a really stunning girl with an amazingly personality, she would light up any room , she’s really thicc and one of the best kissers ever , she is quite challenging and can’t stand a fake friend , she’s really agressive and more on the sporty side, she’s really strong and could defeat any problem send her way, she is always laughing and is a sex creature
“Woah that Dallas chick last night was amazing she is a pleaser 😉 ”
Fuck that Dallas bitch wants to fight I’m scared

“Dallas is such a crack up”
by 🍽 November 29, 2019
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Sloppy Dallas

The term is used when receiving oral sex by someone whos mouth is full of dip. The person giving the sloppy dallas is typically a redneck.
”Hey, d’you hear about Dooo gave Nasty a bj, but he had a mouthful of dip doing it? Guess you could call it a sloppy Dallas.”
Makes no sense but yeah.
by Actually69 October 15, 2020
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