East Colorado is the most bland basic place to live ever. There are no hills or cities just a bunch of rednecks drinking Coors Banquet and saying its normal. Even the fields are bland its is just a bunch of squares with circles in them. Yet the people there say it is the greatest place to live while they get a free massage while driving because the government won't fix the fucking roads.
Dang that Colorado is one great place huh?
No not really
Well you must have been in the East Colorado
No not really
Well you must have been in the East Colorado
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