clown boots

A type of boot or shoe that a klown wears. Usually red and very large. Often mentioned by crazy people.

Thank you for the clown boots, they are very well made.

by klownz April 26, 2006

clown jizz

glitter

Damn, those kids are covered in clown jizz after that art project.

by Half-Paddle March 25, 2016

clown juice

Slang for cum. Made a term by ayydubs in episode 16 of the revealing your secrets podcast.

"Yeah last night, my clown juice got everywhere."

by clown juice haver October 7, 2022

Schmucky the Clown

A Derogatory name for a person or persons who, though at times may be amusing, are really just a useless flap of skin that nobody really wants to deal with and is generally good for nothing.

"Hey, it's Schmucky the Clown! Now there's someone to stand in my way and tell me to do things that are 'not his job'! My workday is complete!"

by Captain Hendu October 7, 2011

C clown

C Clown

C clown

by Exotata January 29, 2023

Clowns In America

Another (covert) name for America's C.I.A.

Clowns In America are not always honorable. Can we trust our CIA?

by Calamity Jane II February 16, 2019

Clown Male

The Definition of a Grindset, The 0% of the populace. Lesser than the Alpha yet greater than the Sigma, and the Fool always knows one day he'll take the Crown. Your Anger only fuels his presence, for he will always have the last laugh.

"Did you hear how F$#%ing Biden told the Republicans who want to block the January 6 commissions to "eat some Chocolate Chocolate chip"? What the hell?"

"I don't see any issue, our President is an Absolute Clown Male."

by The Jester of Based August 15, 2021