christmas

The day we celebrate the birth of a man who loved every living thing with the genocide of pine trees.

Timmy: Daddy, why are we killing a tree?
Dad: To celebrate christmas, the birth of the man who loved all living things, son.
Timmy: ... What?

by StraightEdger52 December 2, 2011

jumprope christmas

Another name for Halloween, coined during a fit of A.D.D. excitement, because Christmas is a hop, skip, and a jump away.

Zach - So what's goin on tonight
Alex - Dude we just have to celebrate jumprope christmas !

by Albiesaurus Rex March 12, 2008

mistress christmas

a random day a few days before or after christmas when you can get away from the wife and exchange presents with your girlfriend

this year mistress christmas was on the 22nd because the wife was out of town.

by billy smallz December 21, 2009

Urban Christmas

The act of idiots mass posting idiotic Christmas definitions that do not even exist on a site called Urbandictionary.com just because its Christmas, These people obviously have no lives there are to many dumb Christmas related Urban Dictionary definitions being added all of them idiotic.

P.S. This one counts.

Its begining to look alot like an Urban Christmas.

by chrissydablack December 25, 2009

Merry Fuckin Christmas

A perfectly acceptable christmas wish between friends and estranged relatives. However, if refused warrants expulsion from ones facebook friends list.

Abe: Merry Fuckin Christmas Ashley, and God bless.
Ashley: Thats inappropriate Abe!
Abe: Wow bitch don't big league me, bitch.
Ashley: (No Response)

by GoldMiner January 13, 2010

You're off my Christmas card list

A phrase jokingly used around the holiday season to let someone know you don't want to be associated with them anymore.

Joe: You promised you wouldn't get drunk and act a fool at the party.

Mike: Shit happens.

Joe: You're off my Christmas card list.

by 2014_chiguy November 23, 2014

Christmas Break

The annual tradition of returning to ones parent's house. Armed with a perfect excuse to lounge around wearing a goofy red hat and bathrobe. Drinking peppermint schnapps and hot-buttered rum, and smoking spearmint sheesha as a daily routine.

Q; How is your winter intercession going?
A: This is Christmas Break man, it's the college-lifestyle at the expense of my parents.

by kaveman ATO December 24, 2009