Chili Peppers

15 million Scoville bare minimum. This bitch will knock your socks off like a dog in World War II. Take this shit with a megaton of milk, and yogurt, because without the correct rations, it could be your one way ticket to the grave. Be sure to have the U.S. arm y forces on your side for this one pal, it'll blow you away into a storm of strong emotions. Once you're finished fighting the big ass war of a fight, you'll become immortal to all spices, you'll join the X-Men for your amazing ability.

"HOLY FUCK THESE CHILI PEPPERS ARE FUCKING MY ASS!"

by ErockTheParty December 8, 2018

ball chili

When your junk has been sitting in ball soup for a while, then they cool off for a bit, the sweat is caked onto your junk, and your balls start sweating again. Typical for extreme heat and working in a dish pit or steel mill.

Guy 1: Dude, it's hotter than a dick out here...

Guy 2: I know man, I've been sitting in ball chili all fucking day.

by poorwhiteboy August 3, 2017

Chili dog

When you fuck a girl in the butt and then you pull it out and put it in her mouth.

I'm going to fuck you in the butt and then give you the chili dog.

by Spincity352 August 23, 2017

chili doms

The delayed onset muscle soreness from eating something too spicy. Like with exercise is usually takes two days to take full effect.

Mate I've got really bad chili doms, my stomach is cramping so bad. I think it's from that curry yesterday.

by King Tiny November 1, 2018

Louisiana Chili-Dog

When a girl shits on your dick.

"Dude.. My girl let me do anal last night.."
"Oh, sweet! How'd that go?"
"She gave me a Louisiana Chili-Dog.."

by Chili-DogBot March 9, 2019

chili cheese tops

The ingredients are mainly chili, cheese and sometimes tops!! It is made in the shape of a golden nugget and sometimes it hot af.

Chili cheese tops makes my ass feel like a volcano busting.

by The man of Skirmir March 16, 2019

Chili boys

(v) Passing off something that tastes like shit for something that tastes amazing by using swagger, pazazz and salesmanship.

Tastes food that is absolutely terrible.

Person 1: Gosh, this tastes horrible.

Person 2: What are you talking about? This tastes amazing!

Person 1: Don't try to Chili Boys me.

by Steve Dupree December 15, 2018