Yankee Chainsaw

When you pack your ass full of toilet paper then rip the wad out as an alternative to conventional wiping.

I was too lazy to reach and wipe so I loaded up a yankee chainsaw. Came out clean as a whistle!

by Crab-Rangoon May 17, 2019

Fuck chain

A horrible chain of events right after another

When a person does something and multiple things turn out for the worse a fuck chain of events.

by Lou Sasssle January 24, 2020

Leatherface Chainsaw

This occurs when you have inserted the anal beads in your girlfriend's asshole. Tell her to go face down ass up. Then you stomp on her head and swiftly pull the beads out like a rip chord. The sound made by your girl will sound like Leatherace's pig squeal.

My girl wanted me to surprise her tonight...so I gave her a Leatherface Chainsaw...doubt were doing anal for a while.

by big_boss_1127 January 28, 2020

scotty chafin

Someone who replaces their missing toe with their dick, because no one wants to touch their dick anyway.

Steve lost his toe last week, they cut his sick off and now his dick is his big toe! He is a Scotty Chafin!

by Yo mamamamana June 30, 2020

Pirate Chain

Pirate Chain (ARRR) is the most private cryptocurrency ever created with an ever increasing Anonset which is already 4x higher than Monero. The government controls human kind by controlling how they spend their money. Do not be a sheep like other who like to take orders from stranger. It is time to be a Pirate. Free the slaves and make this world a better place for your children.

Pay me in Pirate Chain for those 5 bags of Oregano.

Pirate Chain is Freedom.
Pirate Chain is 99.999% anonymous.
I only Pay for my nightly companionship with Pirate Chain because its as private as I need it to be.

by piratechain777 November 10, 2020

clank chains

Verb to have sex so hard in a camper that the safety chains at the hitch are clapping

Fire is out, let’s go inside and clank chains.

by N0K71RN4L May 12, 2021

Minnesota Chain Fall

A sex act whereas a male with two dildos is in 69 position with a female and alternating the penetration of the dildos between the vagina and the anus as if pulling the operating chain on a chain fall

My wife handed my dad two giant rubber cocks and said, "give me the ole Minnesota chain fall, daddy!"

by DaddyC218 May 20, 2021