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Sowvital Self-care

• noun: The practice of tending to one’s plants as a form of relaxation and self-care, recognizing the therapeutic benefits of gardening.
• “Had a rough day at work, so tonight’s all about Sowvital self-care – just me, my plants, and some chill music.”
by MrGreen August 18, 2023
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Care Boner

When a man cares so much about someone who is going through something bad that they have an involuntary boner. It is not sexual, it is a natural bodily response to intense emotions.
When she told me her mom was diagnosed with cancer, I really hope she didn't feel my care boner when I hugged her
by dextromethorphan June 12, 2022
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being very careful

The delusion many experience while taking enormous risks with their health and their lives, during the Covid pandemic.
"You're going where??"

"Out to dinner. With friends. We're so done with being locked up."

"Don't you realize it's not safe to do that?"

"Oh, I'm being very careful."
by Monkey's Dad July 21, 2020
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CARE

An acronym used in professional settings in which you need to cover yourself to ensure that you are compliant with working standards.

C - Cover
A - Ass
R - Remain
E - Employed
You need to CARE more otherwise you'll get screwed! Remember Cover Ass Remain Employed.
by WelshDan May 6, 2024
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Who on earth cares?

When someone really doesn't care what you're talking about, so they decide to not listen AT ALL WHATSOEVER, THEN THEY SAY, "Who on earth cares?" and then just stomp away.
"Hey, do you know what a magnetic field is?"
"Who on earth cares?!?!" *Stomps away*
by Spark the girl May 25, 2018
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Care Fuck

When you’re not making love to a person but you still care enough to fuck them well.
Johnny was a one night stand but at least he care fucked me. Not like Steve who just fucked me. Dick.”

“How was your one night stand? You at least care fucked her right?”
by TurdWhisperer January 20, 2023
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I don't care about GTA and i don't like it

I don't care about GTA and i don't like it, honey.
No, please don't leave me baby
by Mister grammar November 7, 2019
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