cancer

Undertale.

Woah that game is cancer!

by The one whose never wrong June 11, 2016

canguro

Spanish slang (used in Spain) for babysitter

Did you get a babysitter for the kids?
"Ya agaraste un canguro para los ninos?"

by Miguel Antonio May 23, 2006

Cancer Queen/King

1. One who holds the power of the Cancer Stick.

2. Only person in a group of people that has cigerettes and everyone crowds around that person like a bunch of hobo's looking for change. They worship the Cancer Queen/King in hopes of even just one Cancer Stick(or cigerette for all you Dumbshits).

Joe: Man...I really need a Cancer Stick...
Frank: Let's go see the Cancer Queen/King, she's always got Cancer Sticks!

by AcidFish January 9, 2008

cancer

a problem

Cancer is a frigging problem

by bobarguy1 May 20, 2016

Cancer

A disease you get after witnessing bad acting.

Actor: So how'd I do?

Director: That was so terrible I think you gave me cancer!

by Ash-Greninja June 25, 2016

cancer

1. A horrible disease that causes tumours in certain areas
2. A horrible disease that plagues websites like YouTube, Twitch and various other websites with unfunny jokes, godawful memes and general slapstick humour ripe for kids.

Teen 1: Who do you watch on YouTube?
Teen 2: I watch a lot. You'd probably not like to hear them all!
Teen 1: I watch dank meme compilations, leafyishere, dramaalert and ricegum! Their content is awesome.
Teen 2: you listed every tumour on YouTube. Cancer retard gtf out of here dumbarse.
Or...
"I have cancer" -unfunny 2 years at my school who don't even know who the Shrimpson Boyz are.

by Fergsu Blues August 2, 2016

Reverse Canker

The act of sitting on a toilet backwards, so your knees touch the wall behind the toilet, and pushing excrement through the anus, so that it spills down the front of the bowl and stains it really badly.

John: For fuck's sake, Mark, I can't go into that toilet.
Mark: Why, John?
John: Some prick did a Reverse Canker in there...

by jack french November 10, 2008