Calus

A posh fat being.

Oh my god shut up you calus.

by JRSting March 9, 2024

Cactus

Someone who is terrified of women and will run screaming the other way. You can't get close enough because their needles will stab you.

Her: I want to talk to that cute person over there, but they're a cactus.

by To tell you the truth April 15, 2024

Cactus Drunk

Especially drunk on Mezcal

bro, don't let him do the math, boy's cactus drunk.

by Rolandofgilead May 27, 2024

caiuschrys10

caiuschrys10 is the best AEST DS he needs DXO he is the goat for AEST.

Yo caiuschrys10 is the goat broski.

by SirJet September 2, 2024

Cacasso

When a person leaves a bowel movement in your toilet, unflushed, as if were a work of art.

"Methuselah blew up the bathroom, and when I walked in, I saw they left a Cacasso in the bowl!"

by Just-Iz September 6, 2024

Cactus Rat

A cactus rat is a slang term for a porcupine. The sharp quills on the porcupines back and tail represent the prickliness of a cactus. A rat is also a long distance family member of a porcupine (both are rodents).

Bob, don’t let the dog outside tonight. Those darn cactus rats a roaming the yard again!

by PorcupineFan24 December 15, 2024

cactus pot

A word to describe a cactus pot that you want to put up your ass. Also can describe someone who did nothing wrong.

"If only i could put cactus pot up my ass. He did nothing wrong, he's extremely vindicated today"

by eevod January 21, 2025