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Cow Logic

Of no logical sense and/or reasoning.

People refer to Cow Logic as the utter non sense spoken by "cow". This bitch thinks he can make a cursor controlled mod menu in CFG. CFG has no logic but he says he makes his own "cow logic"

Thus.
Cow is an illogical derp.
Person 1:Wow, did you see my scores on my Math Final
Person 2: Yeah, must have been using cow logic LOL
Person 3: LOL WRECKED.
by JewHatesCow October 28, 2011
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Mountain Cow

A type of cow found along the "huge" mountain regions in Iowa.
"Hey Dad, look at all those mountain cows,"
by swimmydino34 July 2, 2021
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Milk the cows

A way to say can I “suck your titties”, but discreetly.
At work, to a female coworker; “Wow, can I please milk the cows???

At school, to your hot teach; “Can I stay after school, I’d like your help Milking the Cows”
by Shrimp Bayless February 18, 2020
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Cowed up

When you turn into a cow and decide to turn up
by CowMan28 December 21, 2017
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Big cow

Has a large cow in his back yard.
Person1: Have you seen the big cow

Person2: yeah he is in my back yard
by Big cow boy March 13, 2019
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Cow-Kicked

When you’re extremely exhausted, due to strenuous activity as a result of marital duty, or otherwise.
The word cow-kicked is used when one is with an extremely energetic partner, especially if one is on the receiving end. In such cases, it can be physically strenuous, or even painful to receive, but usually it’s still a heck of good time.
You ever have those knee-shaking, can’t stand, gone blind, gone deaf, can’t move afterward, nights of bliss? Yeah, that’s what I’m talking about.
Mary-Lou to her recently married friend: “Shirley, you look so tired! Is married life that hard?”
“Oh, I’m cow-kicked, Mary-Lou. That man does not know the definition of restraint! Can’t complain though.”
by Turtle_Mountain_Sensei November 22, 2020
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Sara the cow

by Ph1lcool January 21, 2021
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