A countermeasure who is going to be, like, going back at somebody that's coming at them (directly or indirectly).
by Alpha-to-Romeo November 22, 2024
Get the Hype controlmug. by BicicletaRusa April 13, 2025
Get the Xiphoid Control Your Genitalsmug. It is a response to someone calling “shotgun”. If someone calls shotgun another can yell “gun control.” This then allows anyone to sit in the front seat except for the person who yelled “shotgun.” The the individual still sits in the front then that enacts confiscation and the person and be thrown out of the seat. This is only allowed if sanctioned by the driver.
Matt: Let’s go to Target.
Keegan: Shotgun!
Max: Gun control!
Keegan: Yo wtf
Max: Dude you’re the shortest one, Colby should sit in the front.
Colby: Thanks
Keegan: Shotgun!
Max: Gun control!
Keegan: Yo wtf
Max: Dude you’re the shortest one, Colby should sit in the front.
Colby: Thanks
by jumpedmax/moss April 13, 2020
Get the Gun controlmug. When you want to become a woman finger someone's pussy then put your hand in then put your arm in do this for the other arm and put your legs inside than crawl inside your dick will feel a wave of pleasure as a sticky substance coats you and you take control of the woman but don't do en passant because you will be coated with piss you can do the same for to become a guy by crawling into his ass instead
I was tired of pretty private and decided to try Taking control .I seduced a woman and fucked her after that I started fingering her she moaned "it's not enough" than I put my arm in she moaned "daddy more more" than I did this for my other arm and she moaned my name by the time I put my legs in and crawled into her pink wet pussy.after I crawled in I felt this wave of pleasure as i fused with her and a sticky substance washed over me than I woke up as her
by L000 October 25, 2025
Get the Taking controlmug. Get real JACK as you are not going to conceive of anything imaginable by being inside the GROUND CONTROL TRAP and if you tell me otherwise, you are a MAJOR ASSH0LE I swear for arguing with me regarding your conceptions.
by DISTRAUGHT May 31, 2022
Get the GROUND CONTROL TRAPmug. To eliminate the birthing of a potential child by pushing your wife/significant other down a flight of stairs while pregnant.
Leslie was carrying my child, but I gave her the ol' Jacksonville Birth Control last night so we should be good.
by beeeeeeeeeeej February 20, 2011
Get the Jacksonville Birth Controlmug. Thumb-drive control - gets to the source of terrorism and prevents their use of guns as well..
Thumb drives cause terrorism (like guns cause killings). But we can reduce terrorism - by thumb-drive control - with regulations that take away the key device that terrorists use to promote killing. Raising taxes on thumb-drive sales could escalate the impact of this control.
Selling "thumbs-down" ribbons and bumper stickers will rally the supporters (- but you can expect some "sore-thumb" ideologues... to oppose it).
Thumb drives cause terrorism (like guns cause killings). But we can reduce terrorism - by thumb-drive control - with regulations that take away the key device that terrorists use to promote killing. Raising taxes on thumb-drive sales could escalate the impact of this control.
Selling "thumbs-down" ribbons and bumper stickers will rally the supporters (- but you can expect some "sore-thumb" ideologues... to oppose it).
HE: Did you hear that terrorists are using thumb-drives to communicate?
SHE: We need thumb-drive control to put a stop to terrorism
HE: I wonder if brain control is needed here..?
SHE: What does that have to do with terrorism - or guns?
SHE: We need thumb-drive control to put a stop to terrorism
HE: I wonder if brain control is needed here..?
SHE: What does that have to do with terrorism - or guns?
by op_position June 6, 2011
Get the thumb-drive controlmug.