The Office Chair

When someone with a penis lies on their back, and a 2nd party takes a seat on said penis (Lube req'd). Once seated, one places both hands on the bottom person's chest and throws their momentum in one direction, resulting in the top person engaging in a thrilling spin, much like in an office chair.

We had no lubricant, so when my boyfriend and I attempted the office chair, we did not even spin 180 degrees.

by L Twice August 16, 2011

chairass

Having one's ass stuck to a chair
or in bumble foots song chairass

Jerry has such a chairass!

have you heard the solo in bumble foot's song chair ass?

by namino neitou sama August 28, 2007

Computer Chair Swap Out

When you have another chair other than the computer chair positioned near your computer. You can use a wooden chair as a cover up by placing drinks on it. And then when nobody is home, you swap out your computer chair with the wooden chair so that you don’t get any jizz stains on the computer chair while jacking off. If you accidently jizz on the wooden chair, it doesn’t leave a stain and you can clean it very easily.

All right! Nobody is home...I’m going to pull off the computer chair swap out and masturbate to some porn.

by Dancing with Fire July 14, 2011

chain scrolling

When you have the tablet scrolling Twitter and the phone scrolling Instagram.

My lady has graduated from AOL to chain scrolling.

by Master Rob Sauce July 28, 2017

chain letter

Things my friends send me all the time, so much that it dehumanises me.

REad this chain letter!
HAHAHA, sex me no waah! and so the girl hanged herself and blah blah blah. Send this to 100000000 people or I will destroy you.

by Guten Tag! October 4, 2005

man chair

A reclining chair with all the bells and whistles. Most man chairs come with a beer holder and a fold out foot rest. Ideal for the football season.

I told my girl she could buy a love seat if she let me buy the Deluxe Man Chair. The thing had a built in refrigerator!

by jeru411 September 25, 2008

chainsaw

a)A motor-driven spiked chain. Can range in size from a couple of inches to several metres. The chain moves at a high speed, and with great power. It can do the work of a manual saw in a fifth of the time.

b) to use a) to destroy something.

"I need a chainsaw to cut down this tree."

"I chainsawed the tree"

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 15, 2004