"there can only be one"

Commonly misquoted reference to the Highlander movies and TV series. The actual line is "There can BE ONLY one."

Wrong: "There can ONLY BE one" Highlander?
Right: "There can BE ONLY one" Highlander!

by Shady Logic February 15, 2009

Bitches be crazy

Not so much a blunt statement as it is a motto in life. This simple yet profound observation states what we all think about bitches and their ways and sums up into simple terms the craziness that they be.

Not all women are bitches, and not even all bitches are women, but the bitches that be are, in fact, crazy.

The correct reply upon hearing this is to echo it back in confirmation.

guy1: Last week my ex scratched a giant cock onto the side of my car, and just today I got a text from her asking me to take her back.... the fuck?!?

guy2: Dude, bitches be crazy.

guy1: Bitches be crazy.

by P1k4 July 23, 2011

My Coochie Be Stankin

an expression with multiple meanings but all of them refer to the state of being drunk.
1. Being drunk but not shit-faced.. Can still stand and talk with only slightly slurred speech. (see example for proper usage)
2. The condition of having a severe hangover from your coochie be stankin from the night before (see example for proper usage)
3. The antipatory mood of looking forward to your coochie stankin later that night. (see example for proper usage)
coined by Johnny Takoma

1. "I had one too many vodka tonics at Happy Hour, now my coochie be stankin bad."

2. "My coochie be stankin today from my coochie be stankin from last night at Happy Hour , now give me some tylenol!"

3. "My coochie be stankin for a cocktail right now. I can't wait to get off work and head down to happy hour to start the process of my coochie be stankin."

by Poonstankqua February 1, 2009

Must be nice

The world's most condescending phrase.

Girl: I'm getting fucked up tonight!
Guy: Must be nice.

by mcnatty December 10, 2010

Bitches be Trifling

Said in response to news of bitches being shady, of ill or ulterior motives, conceded, cheaters, liars, ect.

that type shit.

Dude 1: dog Courtney slid in my DM's and asked for dick last night
Dude 2: wait I thought she was with Brian??
Dude 1: skkkssks
dude 2: bruHHHh lmfaoo bitches really fucking be trifling out here

Brain: hey man.. i just found out Courtney cheated on me
David: dammmnnnn the fuck, with who
Brain: Dude 1, of all fucking people.
David: Damn thats fucked. bitches be trifling.

by Thot-Hunter May 25, 2019

nigger be good stick

a night stick, or any weapon used to beat down black people. particularly by cops.

"he started to resist so I cracked him with my nigger be good stick"

by James Dearth May 22, 2006

May the fourth be with you

The official phrase of Star Wars day (also known as Jedi day) which is on May 4th.

Its synonymous to "may the force be with you", which is said in Star Wars a lot

nerd 1: yayy may 4 finally's here, happy star wars day!!!
nerd 2: yes my Jedi friend, may the fourth be with you

by prettyingreen June 21, 2011