The act of pushing someones head down (to their stomach area, therefore making them look like they are sucking there own shlong) in a repetitive motion until they beg for mercy.
by Anonymous217678687 June 5, 2011
Get the British Blind-Fuckmug. blinding the pirates parrot is when a guy is jacking off and plans on cumming on his stomache but shoots harder than he expected and his sperm shoots over his shoulder just missing his face
man1:I was wanking it this morning and got lucky i guess 'cause i endded up blinding the pirates parrot.
man2:I wasn't so lucky I gave myself a zombie.....
man2:I wasn't so lucky I gave myself a zombie.....
by INSANE1323 July 7, 2009
Get the blinding the pirates parrotmug. A slang term for the penis originating from an asian tale ,which dates back to a time of dragons, and samurais which would run around chopping peoples heads off for no reason. The penis is given this name beacuase it is as if it has an eye but closed, or even blinded like the old man in the ancient asian tale....a tale about a blind old asian man....named bob..........
"Her gaping vagina was no match for old blind bob"
"He may be blind but, even the blind are able to do great things....if u catch my drift.....the drift about us engaging in some A-time"
"He may be blind but, even the blind are able to do great things....if u catch my drift.....the drift about us engaging in some A-time"
by mofuka January 6, 2005
Get the old blind bobmug. Megan: wow mix and match day was not a good idea for spirit week at least not for my eyes.
Lola: yeah i know its a sight for blind eyes.
Lola: yeah i know its a sight for blind eyes.
by Lolala11 September 20, 2009
Get the A Sight For Blind Eyesmug. by jjplatinum March 3, 2017
Get the blind hairy handsmug. If you break into someone’s house and steal money you find in their house that belongs to them, congratulations! You had to rob someone blind
by YuOfTheNight November 11, 2019
Get the Rob someone blindmug. by Da Weird Kid May 14, 2018
Get the 3 blind micemug.