balls on toast

when you are left with nothing useful or nothing at all; worthless.

What the fuck man, this shit is worth balls on toast.

by Frank da tank August 9, 2006

Balls Bros

the act of becoming brothers with a good friend after each friend having seen the others balls whether the friends like it or not; they do not have to see each others' testicles at the same time.

Dude, I walked in on Homer taking a piss yesterday and caught a glimpse of his balls; God i hope he never sees mine because I don't want us to become balls bros.

by Inferno05 August 29, 2009

balls to balls

A unit of measuring time; it lies somewhere between "brief" and "just a moment"

Bro 1: "This machine is going balls to balls right now."
Bro 2: "Man, that is fast dude. That's some kind of record."
Bro 1: "Dude..."

by Major Bingus May 7, 2015

balls to the walls

When you take a risk, or doing something that you normally would be not inclined to do; doing something dangerous some may see as foolish or 'crazy'; just doing 'it'

When crossing a busy street to meet his friends, Ian saw a truck coming at him at a high velocity, instead of stopping and waiting for the truck to pass by, Ian decided to go balls to the walls and cross the street anyway, impressing the friends he was trying to catch up with.

by Omega_Pirate December 12, 2008

Balls Are Tweeste

Whenever you are in a bind, or a crappy situation that you cannot get out of, your Balls are tweeste. Imagine if you will, somebody grabbing your testes, and twisting them, there is absolutely nothing you can do.

John missed the plane? His balls are tweeste.

OR

On a scale of 1 to tweeste, John's balls are tweeste.

by Teflon Razor Cat October 16, 2008

balls dropped

when you finally stop being a massive pussy and become a man

friend 1: did you hear David finally asked out his crush
friend 2: wow i'm glad his balls dropped

by themanthemyththelegendsila April 24, 2019

balls to pussy ratio

Vital foundation for the positive outcome of a party, stating that there should at least be one vagina present for every testicle. As a result a party with a good "balls to pussy ratio" provides two females for one male.

"Dude, that party sucked. Seriously, there weren't any chicks at all."

"Yeah, it had a really crappy balls to pussy ratio."

by Mike Hoffster December 20, 2008