alabama tadpole matrix

The act of a female giving a male a blowjob while on her knees. She continues to do this until the male cums on her chest, and the sperm/cum swims down her stomach. The male then licks from her belly button up her stomach in a line (licking his cum) until he reaches her breasts which he licks up and down, then makes out with the female, letting her lick the males cum taste off of his tongue.

Male 1: Oh my gosh, I gave this girl a Alabama Tadpole Matrix last night. It took a while but it was amazing!

Male 2: Oh man, I have to try that!

Girl 1: Thanks for last night ;) *winks*

by frapeham3 November 30, 2011

Alabama Tar Ball

When one of your sister's dingleberrys get caught up in your ball sack hairs.

Whilst fucking your dirty sister one of her dingleberries get caught in your unkept fuzzy fuca Thus creating an Alabama Tar Ball that can only be burned off by lighting a fart, you know like burning off ticks

by Hamfan Johnson September 24, 2012

Alabama Abalone Eye

also "Alabama Abaloneye"

When you eat too much fucking abalones and your eyes went full cartoon puffy so bad you can't go to work.

Bloody Aaron ate some Abalone for dinner, now he has Alabama Abalone Eye.

by RogerRogerson March 7, 2017

alabama slut

One that sleeps with multiple of their family members.

I swear Larry and his sister Katie are such Alabama sluts.

by Jhawk96 July 24, 2017

Alabama pop tart

When a man takes a hot steamy shit in a woman asshole and then inserts a firecracker and lights it, possibly doing anal with the woman after.

Woman: Do it.
Man: *performs the Alabama pop tart without question*

by MURDOCISGOD July 29, 2017

Alabama Scraggy slide

When you lube up a slip in slide with your friend from Alabama and slide from one end of the slide and penetrate your naked partner on the other end.

My ass was so sore after jacob Alabama Scraggy slided me last night.

by wewefsfsf September 3, 2017

Alabama boatfire

When, before docking, one of the men surreptitiously spreads hot sauce on his foreskin. When docked, the other man experiences a burning surprise.

Oh man, I was really looking forward to docking with George last night, but we had an Alabama boatfire.

by blownfuse October 31, 2017