There is a global pandemic going on and you’re worried about a banter fest. I’m definitely not going to attend, don’t know about the rest of you, but I care about my life

The act of roasting physics teachers and messaging the whole sixth form about why attending a banter fest during a global pandemic is an inadvisable thing to do.

Physics teacher: Hey guys I organised a banter fest for you next Monday. It'll be really fun!
Sensible person: There is a global pandemic going on and you’re worried about a banter fest. I’m definitely not going to attend, don’t know about the rest of you, but I care about my life
Physics teacher: Oh I'm sorry I didn't...
Sensible person: There is a global pandemic going on and you’re worried about a banter fest. I’m definitely not going to attend, don’t know about the rest of you, but I care about my life
Physics teacher: *Leaves school to go live in a remote Siberian village*

by discordmyiscord August 13, 2020

about as smart as a bag full of dead babies

Lacking intelligence. Showing no common sense.

My team is about as smart as a bag full of dead babies.

by BackEntryBananza August 6, 2010

People who talk shit about cross country

are usually fat.

a few examples of People who talk shit about cross country are both of the people on page 8 of the Urban Dictionary page for "cross country"

by PissedAsHellRunner June 10, 2010

A Guy who Really Cares about a Girl's Feelings

Extremely hard thing to find.

Girl: I'm looking for a guy who really cares about a girl's feelings, you know...
Guy: Ha. Luck with that.

by NinJay March 30, 2012

Sweating like a marine about to do a math test

Sweating profusely either because of extreme heat, exercise or your under the pump (stressed to the eye balls).

Origins: Chris Mitchell, New Zealand Army (Rtd), proud to have served with many fine US Marines.

Fuck that was hard, I'm sweating like a marine about to do a math test.

by We are that RC brothers December 30, 2019

I Plain, Just, Don't CARE About Them!!!

The term you use when people are trying to make you be friends agian with two or more people, after you decided to never be their friend agian. You can use the term, but no one listens to you and keeps on saying how you should go back to being their friends, even though you hate your old friends and your starting to get pisses off at the people that are trying to reunite you with your old friends that you don't want to be around and you just plain don't care about.

Person A: Come on Person B! You know that you and Person C & D are best friends forever!

Person B: Oh my God! Listen to me! I plain, just, don't CARE about them!!! I don't WANT to be their friend! Don't you get that!?!

Person A: Yes. But uh...come on! I want to be the one to reunite the three of you!

by They Are Dead To Me June 24, 2005

hattie - about as interesting as a particularly grey looking pebble.

So exciting that nobody could ever out-excite her. She is a social oracle, who's favourite pastimes include hovering, sitting in silence, and awkward small talk. Not to mention sailing, and eating grapes.

*Hattie approaches person and sexually prods her in the sides*
Hattie: Heeey.
Random person: Oh. Hi. How was the party?
Hattie: *monotone* Ohhhh myyyy godddddddddd, i got sooooo wasted off TOTAL shitmix, i ended up in bed with some hot guy. Who was hot. Oh my godddddddddd, look at this picture i have on my phone of his penis. oh my GOD how did that get there? Oh, i vaguely remember tossing him off. No wait, i TOTALLY tossed him off. oh my godddddddddddd.








hattie - about as interesting as a particularly grey looking pebble.

by t655645765 March 8, 2009