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Awkward Sandwich

When you are in between two people who both commence in an embarrassing act and you do not partake, thus making you (and possibly the other people at the scene) feel super awkward.
So the other day I was carpooling with some new people and I was smashed in the backseat when their group song came on the radio, so they started dancing and singing like crazy and I got stuck in an awkward sandwich.
by hootowl18 March 4, 2011
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The awkward jog of gratitude

The jog you do when someone is holding the door for you, but you're to far away and don't want to keep them waiting.
"Sally realized that the man was trying to hold the door for her, and she quickly did The awkward jog of gratitude, thanking him as she slid inside.
by Chummy old pal April 7, 2016
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Awkward

When you wanna show a girl you barely know a stand up comedy special on Netflix and for some really really dumb reason you choose Jim Norton's "Mouth full of shame"... Just don't :)
How to make a good first impression 101 by having a really awkward moment, if she still wanna talk to you after that she's a keeper!
by SimonSay's August 7, 2017
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Awkward stamp

A condition in which and individual is persistently viewed as socially awkward or weird to the point of it causing them stress in their social life and interactions with others. Awkward referring to the perception of the behavior by others and a stamp to describe the affliction. It's still not fully known if an awkward stamp is developed or something that one is born with but it usually does seem to manifest itself even in early childhood. Awkward stamp does affect males by far more than females. Those with an awkward stamp may develop faster than their peers and be completely fine intellectually but struggle socializing with others and communicating certain things via living up to societal expectations and whatnot. Individuals with an awkward stamp may often be referred to as weird by their peers and have a higher rate of being socially outcasted or just outright harassed and mocked. People with this may often also have a lot of unorthodox beliefs that can be misconstrued or have obscure or uncommon passions.
Student A : Student B is acting so weird

Teacher : Student B has an awkward stamp, please be patient with them and respectful
Student A : I'm sorry I did not know that. Good to know now then.
by Joseph Sneep September 22, 2023
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awkward ball

awkard ball is defined as a game in which players, with unzipped flies and shoe laces tied together throw a ball against the wall, once a player catches the ball, the player is supposed to punch himself while saying something racist or misogynistic until one player is laying on the ground in a pool of blood"
Mike : Hey, did you see the new game by "Parker Brothers", its called awkward ball, wanna play?
Ric: Yeah man, I heard of this shit, Ive been practicing all day.
by Crier98999 December 10, 2012
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awkward bush

A bush that needs to be trimmed up... ALOT.
She had such an awkward bush, it gave me rugburn.
by ascott11 January 23, 2011
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Awkward Swag

Like Swag, but Awkward, Totally a good thing.
Person A: Yo, did you see Quyhn-my the other day?
Person B: Yea, she totally has that Awkward Swag
by CaptainVonTrapp November 14, 2011
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