Slap Dragon

The act of punching ones throat or lower abdomen at or shortly before ejaculation, resulting in involuntary consumption of seminal fluid. First made popular in the late 80’s many credit Steven Segal’s signature throat chop as inspiration. Usually done out of frustration or simply to get back at women for past misdeeds(most would argue just being a woman is grounds alone for slap dragon). For maximum effect its best to show no emotion after slap dragon is administered..

After months of Tina refusing to swallow, John decided it was time to deploy the slap dragon

by Skooker April 20, 2011

Slap

When used in the configuration of 'having a slap' it means to masturbate.

Bill: D'you want to go to the match tonight?
Dave: Nah, I was going to stay in and have a slap.

by Bonny lad November 11, 2004

cock slap

When a male human uses his penis to slap someone. Usually done at full length, but not completely stiff to allow for a whipping action. Commonly used against passed out victums. (Can be slightly painful for the slapper, but the comic effect is usually worth it)

Did you get cock slapped last night? You have a mushroom bruise on your cheek.

If you don't shut up I am gonna cock slap you in your sleep.

by Jaunito September 1, 2006

squirrel slap

When a testosterone pumped jock slaps you with his (or her) warty balls.

Ex: "Dude i just got squirrel slapped....It was delicious." 2 balls across face

by Master Destroyer December 1, 2014

Snapper slap

The female equivalent of cock blocking. The act of preventing sexual activity for a woman.

If you even try hooking up with your old boyfriend, I will snapper slap that shit so fast....

by MisAdventure66 January 24, 2017

weiner slap

the equivalent of a bitch slap, but with a fried pickle or fresh penis

Bee weiner slapped Timmy in the kitchen.

by Man-dog April 11, 2007

hoe slap

the art of slappin your hoe

"That one bitch gave me such a bad hummer i had to give her the ol' hoe slapatty tap tap tap"

by whymanwhy February 29, 2004