pie as a rock

to be so fried that you cannot move. variations on rock can and may include stick, doornail, stump, rat and many others

dude.. im pie as a rock right now

by #@@@@@@ March 27, 2020

ham pie

post easter poop: ham, beer, potato's, candy, more beer all smushed into a pie

The ham pie that just came out of my ass was real...

by BallzDeeep84 April 13, 2020

Lard Pie

Someone with a somewhat lardy physique, who inexplicably denies it.

Ted is a complete lard pie, bless his flubbery soul.

by NipNugget November 23, 2009

tutie pie

they are so cute that you can't even make the "c" sound so it gets turned into tute :)

this is when someone is so tute you want to contain them in the form of a pie and eat them all up. yum yum!

THE MOST TUTEST PERSON IN THE WORLD!

My boyfriend gives me compliments and takes great care of me, he is such a tutie pie! :D hehe

by babylovex3 December 17, 2012

christmas pie

When a partner stuffs a female cavity with an aromatic blend of holiday herbs such as cloves, frankincense and mrryh before going down on them.

Meet under the mistletoe and I’ll treat you to a slice of Christmas pie later.

by Rudolphtheblue November 26, 2017

katie pie

a pie typically made by people named katie, filled with horse meat and....just kidding! no horsies were harmed in the making of this definition

simon cowbell: wow katie pie, your ability to simultaneously ride horses, sing, and eat edamame is mind blowing. it's a yes for me!

by sarethoverload May 25, 2021

moist pie

Is something the male species can insert their male organ into

Jason: hey look at those thotties over there
Josh: damnn I want to bang them
Jason: I want to put it in their moist pie

by Littlegirl561 April 06, 2015