Wet Noodle

A period of stumbling after a boxer is stunned in a match.

Joe: Oh my, he is having some trouble in there, he can't even stand straight. He's dancing around in that classic wet noodle fashion.

Teddy: Oh yeah Joe, and it's not al dente, it's really really wet noodles.

by MPprince September 2, 2009

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Brahmin Noodles

Food for thought, in a literal sense. It is food whose purpose is to fuel a late night study session or any other situation in which the brain is actually to be utilized.

Often used ironically to describe food eaten for a situation from which no good could ever come.

I've got to write this fucking term paper by tomorrow. Go down to the T-bell and get me some goddamned Brahmin noodles, yeah?

Ironically:

Picking up some Brahmin noodles for the cow, then it's back to my place to fuck her to sleep. I sense that the sun will bring regret.

by SirPuddin September 15, 2009

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noodle salad

When a group a guys put their flaccid dicks in someones mouth.

I know a girl from Atlanta that makes the best noodle salad.

by Ronnie Blaze March 13, 2016

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Moist Noodle

Moist Noodle is the act of using a turkey baster to fill ones rectum with sunflower seed oil before sitting on someones lap and allowing the oil to seep out and make the bottoms noodle moist unexpectedly.

Haa, check that out Timmy, I just gave the mall Santa a 'Moist Noodle' and now he has to ho change his trousers, KEKW!

by BanJayce February 15, 2022

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