Kitten infection

An infection given to you by a dog licking you corrosively. It may cause you to get sick or just the ick. Be caution and get a cat

Oh shit yo dog gave me the damn kitten infection

by Sorryimstillhere November 22, 2022

Kitten Whiskers

When two bottoms rub their pubes together.

Me and Johnson are gonna go do Kitten Whiskers.

by AssLicker49 February 27, 2025

The kitten fic

a disgusting fic written about the pairing Dan Howell and Phil Lester.
It involves:
-bathing in excrements
-getting turned on by a kitten
-using kitten excrements for sexual pleasure

-using excrements for sexual pleasure

It sadly does not include something that makes you forget it instantly.

phan 1: what's The Kitten Fic?
phan 2: *gags*

by DistractedBandPhan August 17, 2019

Discord Kitten

A discord kitten is Kerem him and dr.siburian have had some chats online on discord about really yummy things and have done the deed in the school bathrooms

Dr.siburian: Kerem sit at the front my discord kitten ~
Kerem: ok daddy
Person : WTFF

by kerem.is.sirs.dicrod.kitten April 3, 2022

kittenize

to make someone your little kitten. when you make someone your little bitch

“i literally kittenized nick”

by aphoticasf January 28, 2024

Exploding Kittens Nope Card

A card in Exploding Kittens used to get rid of a played card. Say this if someone uses an Uno Reverse Card on your insult, but be aware that they can say it back.

Bob: Ur mom gay
Bill: Uno Reverse Card
Bob: Exploding Kittens Nope Card

by R3Ked May 26, 2020

Kitten

1. A very young, extremely cute, adorable cat.

2. A nickname that young men would call an attractive girl back in the 1950's and early 1960's.

1. "Awww!! That kitten is adorable! Can we adopt him and take him home?"

2. "Hey there kitten! Wanna go have a soda with me after school?"

by AlphaDeltaXray1 March 6, 2019