The most interesting human being known to man-kind. Jackson often goes by the names, “jdawg, jrawg, Nikita,” he is physically and psychologically indestructible. Jackson can consume any amount of alcohol and any other substance his heart desires. He can also get very racist and cranky
by يهيميني July 7, 2023
Get the jackson foxmug. by BruhMobile July 14, 2020
Get the Jackson Tuckermug. by Swaggy master 101 November 18, 2021
Get the Jackson Sharpmug. Most handsome guy around town. Big ol wiener and the most lethal smile that will turn you to stone. Jackson always is so fun and knows how to have a good time he also lives good and doesn’t listen to anyone because everyone else is inferior.
Girl 1)-oh who’s that guy over there?
Girl 2)-that’s Jackson prehn isn’t he so handsome and amazing?!?!?!
Girl 1)-yeah do you think he would go out with me?
Girl 2)- no he is a pimp he don’t got time for hoes.
Jackson)-ong
Girl 2)-that’s Jackson prehn isn’t he so handsome and amazing?!?!?!
Girl 1)-yeah do you think he would go out with me?
Girl 2)- no he is a pimp he don’t got time for hoes.
Jackson)-ong
by Bobsaggot69 January 24, 2023
Get the Jackson prehnmug. This tells you all you need to know
If you are walking on the ice cream at 5 ounces per toaster and your bike loses a sock how how many gallons to repaint your hamster?
The answer is a bagel with cream cheese. Because if you square the toaster and subtract the sock from the paint you get a purple umpa lumpa and if you graph that as a palabra and multiply the slope of the tangent line at the highest point by pi you get a creme cheese bagel
If you are walking on the ice cream at 5 ounces per toaster and your bike loses a sock how how many gallons to repaint your hamster?
The answer is a bagel with cream cheese. Because if you square the toaster and subtract the sock from the paint you get a purple umpa lumpa and if you graph that as a palabra and multiply the slope of the tangent line at the highest point by pi you get a creme cheese bagel
by JacksonScience October 12, 2021
Get the Jackson Mathmug. by Nigger faggot's torture center September 9, 2020
Get the Michael Jacksonmug. American singer, songwriter, record producer, dancer, actor and philanthropist.
August 29th, 1958- June 25th 2009
Also known as daddy,applehead,king of pop, etc.
August 29th, 1958- June 25th 2009
Also known as daddy,applehead,king of pop, etc.
by August-Moon January 16, 2020
Get the Michael Jacksonmug.