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Joking Ghost

The act of ejaculating on someone while they are sleeping without being caught.
Girlfriend: "I woke up covered in jizz, what the fuck!?"

Boyfriend: "Call some paranormal investigators, I'm pretty sure you room is haunted by a joking ghost"
by jewCjuice October 13, 2010
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ghost hangover

the ghost hangover is one that you experience after multiple days of serious binge drinking. you keep escaping a hangover because you begin your day by getting drunk again....but once you stop drinking, the ghost hangover sneaks up on you!

98% of holiday weekends are followed by a ghost hangover.....
dude, i had a serious ghost hangover this morning after our holiday weekend!

i felt fine the last few days, and then the ghost hangover showed up at my job this morning!
by hello adub May 24, 2010
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Ghost Trip

1-(Noun) A feeling of nausea, dizziness characterised by paleness of skin, related to drug and marijuana use.
2-(Noun) A terrifyingly trippy high usually associated with shrooms.
1-Arthur pulled a ghost last night, he was pale as a ghost.

2-Last time I tried shrooms I got the worst ghost trip and didn't get out of bed for 3 days.
by super troooper February 15, 2009
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Ghost Beard

The pasty, white, albeit baby smooth underskin left over after you shave off your three-year beard.
Person #1: Is that Michael Jackson?

Person #2: Nah brah, Joaquin finally trimmed the Wook scrote.

Person #3: Do not stare directly at the ghost beard.
by Trapped_In_Time May 28, 2013
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ghost charge

When a handheld electronic device tells you it has a full charge when really it has less.
Sally: How did my phone go from 100% to 86% in five minutes!?
John: Sounds like a ghost charge.

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by MegaPenguin3000 February 23, 2014
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the ghost buster

when you pee in between your girls legs while she is peeing named that cause you can't cross streams
by dan akroyd September 1, 2014
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Ghost nap

When you sit in the back of class and lay your head down with a hoodie over your head and go to sleep,
Mary: Who's that sleeping back there in the blue hoodie?
Bill: That's just Richard taking a Ghost Nap after pulling an all-nighter.
by NightdesertHawkManguy October 1, 2014
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