Dick Hammer

A phrase used to describe someone or something stupid because "dick hammer" insinuates a device used to hammer dicks and thats a pretty stupid thing to have.
I can't believe Jane lit a firecracker in her cooch and burned her gooch...she's about as smart as a dick hammer!

Santa gave you a shake weight!? That thing is as useful as a dick hammer.
by Smoothy Drewballs January 14, 2012
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Dick Hopper

A female who jumps from one sexual relationship to another.
She is a dick hopper
by Colorful Word Artist May 30, 2017
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greggles and dicks

any two friends whose names are greg and richard.
invite greggles and dicks over to this raging party!
by loveyaa January 05, 2010
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ruler dick

Penis measuring 12" in length
by LJBee August 07, 2017
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dick insurance

When someone, usually male, insures their dick in case of a catastrophic accident.
Basically, its a way of saying that someone has medical aid...but on a more private area.
Oh wow, a dog bit his dick halfway off? Its a good thing he has dick insurance.
by ~Vlad The Inhaler June 17, 2018
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Chesse Dick

Someone who uses you and never loves you or cherishes you the way you deserve.
Shayne: Yeah fuck that guy
Courtney: He's a Chesse Dick
Kimmy: ...you said that last time. What does it even mean?
by Gayguywhosenotactuallygay September 10, 2019
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dick-friend

1. a cock blocking friend.

2. a friend who always tries to have sex with the girl your trying to get with.

3. a friend who tries to have sex with your friends.

4. a friend with great sexual impulses.
Nate: man, Morris is suck a dick-friend.

Tye: yeah, he tried to steal my FwB

Nate: he cock blocked me last night...

Morris: hey, whatsup? where's Rachel?

Tye: go f**k yourself.
by Psychotic Tye July 22, 2010
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