A phrase used to describe someone or something stupid because "dick hammer" insinuates a device used to hammer dicks and thats a pretty stupid thing to have.
I can't believe Jane lit a firecracker in her cooch and burned her gooch...she's about as smart as a dick hammer!
Santa gave you a shake weight!? That thing is as useful as a dick hammer.
Santa gave you a shake weight!? That thing is as useful as a dick hammer.
by Smoothy Drewballs January 14, 2012
by Colorful Word Artist May 30, 2017
by loveyaa January 05, 2010
by LJBee August 07, 2017
When someone, usually male, insures their dick in case of a catastrophic accident.
Basically, its a way of saying that someone has medical aid...but on a more private area.
Basically, its a way of saying that someone has medical aid...but on a more private area.
by ~Vlad The Inhaler June 17, 2018
Shayne: Yeah fuck that guy
Courtney: He's a Chesse Dick
Kimmy: ...you said that last time. What does it even mean?
Courtney: He's a Chesse Dick
Kimmy: ...you said that last time. What does it even mean?
by Gayguywhosenotactuallygay September 10, 2019
1. a cock blocking friend.
2. a friend who always tries to have sex with the girl your trying to get with.
3. a friend who tries to have sex with your friends.
4. a friend with great sexual impulses.
2. a friend who always tries to have sex with the girl your trying to get with.
3. a friend who tries to have sex with your friends.
4. a friend with great sexual impulses.
Nate: man, Morris is suck a dick-friend.
Tye: yeah, he tried to steal my FwB
Nate: he cock blocked me last night...
Morris: hey, whatsup? where's Rachel?
Tye: go f**k yourself.
Tye: yeah, he tried to steal my FwB
Nate: he cock blocked me last night...
Morris: hey, whatsup? where's Rachel?
Tye: go f**k yourself.
by Psychotic Tye July 22, 2010