Fent walker

A homeless fentanyl user who looks like a zombie

Did you see that fent walker in the alley?

by Compyro March 28, 2025

Sloth Walker

Someone with no pep in their step. A worker who just drags his feet

I waited for 25 minutes at McDonald's because they have a bunch of sloth walkers working in there.

by Ninjanessa April 19, 2025

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by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 28, 2025

sleep walker

A person of asian decent

Can't that damn sleep walker learn to drive!

by skankhunter6942060 May 28, 2025

Half Paul Walker

Going fast without the tragedy

Person 1: “dude that’s called a hit and run”

Person 2: “no he has a black ice air freshener, I’m doing a half Paul Walker because all he has in there is a white monster and firearm”

by Jaber2doodle June 9, 2025

moon walker

It's a really good punk nature and alt rock style band listen to their music

Aspiring joker:Did you hear moon walkers new song Regular people? You should check it out.
Wingman372:Sure man just checking it out now

by Urbdicdayismay23 April 3, 2024

Salad Walker

A person at a company, typically in some position of authority, who appears or claims to be busy but does very little actual work.

“Salad walker” comes from the stereotype of the female office supervisor that eats their lunch, stereotypically a salad, on-foot because they are “too busy” to sit down for lunch.

My supervisor is a salad walker. She’s apparently too busy to respond to our team emails, sign off on her paperwork that she tells us to do for her, or even tell us the new policy changes but is always taking time off for vacations.

by SaddestSardine April 22, 2024