Red Chained

When the speed of your driving is exactly the amount it takes to reach every traffic light just as it turns red, you're getting red chained.

Boss: Damn it Johnson! Why are you late for the third time this week?
Johnson: Sorry boss I was getting red chained like crazy!

by BombTheTom December 7, 2015

Serial parallel daisy chain

When somebody knows individual words and puts them together to be seemed an expert on that field

K: I understand request is to use parallel connection but does it need to be connected daisy chained?

Gy: Daisy chain is a serial connection. Request was for parallel.
K: Ohh I see! So Serial parallel daisy chain then!

by Factory212 December 14, 2024

Graveyard Chain

Where an inevitable queue of people are waiting to enter a graveyard

Those hospitals are a graveyard chain

by undies4sale September 6, 2022

Chain eating

The habit of repeatedly eating the same foods over and over because they bring comfort, familiarity, and ease. It’s often driven by the desire for something predictable and soothing in the chaos of daily life.

I’ve been chain eating instant noodles all week. It just feels comforting and simple after a long day.”
Sam: “Yeah, I get that. Sometimes you just need that familiar food to chill out.

by DonnaRia May 26, 2025

Corn-chaining

Eating undigested corn from faeces, then repeating this process in a chain of different people until said corn is digested.

A: I think I'm just going to do some corn-chaining with the family this weekend.
B: Nice. I had a 7-man corn-chain going last month.

by ChewCracker October 7, 2020

8,000 chains

A fancy way to say 100 miles for those who love numbers, especially big numbers.

Where can we go within 100 miles of home?

8,000 chains? How about New York City!

by Ohio River East October 30, 2021

Chinese chain reaction

When three or more Asian drivers rear-end each other in a domino-effect fashion, potentially resulting in multiple accidents, multiple traffic tickets, and a major traffic holdup.

When I was driving home from work and passed by an Asian neighborhood, I got caught in a Chinese chain reaction, and the front and rear chassis of my car got totaled.

by Terminus_Est May 1, 2015