Face full of web

Going down on a woman with 70'some bush

I thought that chick was hot, but she must have been a hippie or something because I ended up with a face full of web.

by FluffyBob September 17, 2016

Cancer Face

A deragatory slang for elderly people especially if they have cancer

Patty is a fucking cancer face

by Fortnite1500 November 7, 2021

smiling bitch face

The face you make when you are smiling at someone while imagining all manner of death and unpleasantness happening to that person

Mary put on her best smiling bitch face while in a meeting with her rude coworkers.

by Zonchar February 23, 2021

The Whole Face

The Whole Face

The Whole Face

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 26, 2025

Steak Face

Opposite of a jerky face

Steak is the best kind of meat, best compliment you can receive. Being a fantastic person.

“You’re so lucky he is such a great boyfriend”

“I know! He’s a total Steak Face”

by trucksmagee December 11, 2019

shit faced bitch

another name for an annoying girl with a brown birthmark on her face

jayden: look, it’s the shit faced bitch

by shaq biatch November 3, 2019

Water the face yard

To wet someone’s beard with …. Lady juice.

Alright ladies, who wants to water the face yard?!

by SunshineJunkie February 1, 2025