Retirement baby

When your leaving the military service and your belly dun lopped over your belt buckle. The due date corresponds directly with the owners retirement date. AKA pot belly, beer belly, or boomer belly

My your retirement baby is looking healthy.

by Cyclotol 80/20 May 4, 2018

Healthy baby

A child (boy/girl) who is very healthy

mia is a healthy baby when she works out and eats salads, fruits, vegetables, etc

by Ayye123 February 21, 2019

Circuit baby

A gay man who is new to circuit parties

“Hey John, which is the best circuit party during pride?”
“How should I know I’m a circuit baby”

by Gay vocabulary June 25, 2024

grandma is the baby

A widely respected, ancient proverb from Joseline Hernandez, who once said, ""if you a mama.. and you ain’t got ya baby, and your mama got ya baby, then you not the mama, yo grandma is the baby."

Riddler: "A boy and a doctor were fishing. The boy was the doctor's son, but the doctor was not the boy's father. Who is the doctor?"
Hero: "The grandma is the baby".

by grandmaisthebaby December 16, 2023

flint river baby

when you take a newborn baby, but it in a burlap sack with a rock, tie a rope around it and toss it in the river

Redneck1: I got my sister pregnant
Redneck2: what are yall going to do?
Redneck1: It will be a flint river baby

by thatsouthernboy December 31, 2017

brush the babies teeth

When you have sex with pregnant girl.

Hay babe want to brush the babies teeth?

by Dougsda1 June 22, 2017

Carlos- The Baby

Carlos is the baby from the hangover who has recently became my kid and is also simultaneously a world wide media agent star working with the likes of travis scott and kanye west. He has only a couple good friends and runs as small buisness in turkmenistan.

Wow look over there she is making Carlos- The Baby smoke.

by Yegor_run November 25, 2021